is peein gon your ass
lgbtq-plus
"Nine Lives ROMA" - Romulus · Quirinus
Monday, June 3, 2019
thats so hot
most bidets are those shittly little water spouts
yes
you attatch to your toilet seat
the expensive bidets
that don't do shit
are the "real" ones
in Europe/Asia they have real ones
which ass blast you
just get the ones that just water blast yo-
yeah
those work
as a note
They work, but I'm still not sure of the point
ive never tried them
I've tried the real ones twice
I do know that the strong real ones do work
did you enjoy it
the American shitty ones a couple times
the strong ones work, but they you're just wet afterwards
it's like trying to put clothes on after getting out of a shower
not great
hm
and it's not like you can actually dry yourself with TP
maybe they think
because its between your asscheeks
they have hand driers
it doesnt matter
ass driers
thats the new thing
most "good" bidets are also super manual
and it's like old sinks
where you have to mix hot and cold water in a basin
and then you turn a knob to spray yourself
i think
id want cold
hmmm
i'd think warmish would be good
you want some
luke warm water crawling onto yout anus
okay
not luke warm
like
hot warm
scalding
is what you want
sure
i want my asshole to recieve a third degree burn
That way, you can have a nurse put cream on your anus burns
a male nurse
a fe(male) nurse
a (fe)male
oh
is that
umbreon
i thought
that was myvideo
what
you know what you were doing
no i don't
slurping
what
you were
hey, save that slurping for when I get there
i was np'ing
idiot
appaK
i didnt want to
stay up this late
but its already 3:30
and i dont feel tired
just try to go to bed
aint happenin cheif
if i aint tired
bruh