lfg

if you were my brother id knife you the day i came out of the womb you little shit

umbreon owning a pizza place is a good story arc

imagien if we pulled that off

Dan never acknowledged the suicide hotline I DMed him so maybe this is an actual issue

we should prank call the Suicide hotline

is there a way to do that on Discord, like there is on Skype?

So you called him a suicidal beta knowing this

he acknowledged mine leg its fine

do you have better uses of our time spooky

look, my fondest middle school memories were prank calls

Disavowed

We had a Stanley Steamer women freak the fuck out

>prank calls

>being literally jewish

I can't believe this

Spooky's ancestry is not sending their best. Most of them are liars, rapists, murderers, I'm sure none of them are good people.

We'd call that acne medication company, and troll the fuck out of them

Gent, literal pirates

I’ve never prank called

appak

I know

I would hate being prank called so I don’t do it

Prank calling is fucked up

I do watch spcc though

xD

SPCC is based

I'm a descendent of Charlemagne you peasants

It was fun as fuck on Skype, before they filtered all ip-phones

i like talking to the suicide hotline people

do you know

Max why

theyre nice people

It’s fake max

we only fucked with suicide hotline once or twice, because there was always a really long wait

i like pretending to be middle aged men with problems

lmao

or teenage girls who got raped by the football quarterback

those fuckers are actually usele-

what the fuck

Rape isn’t funny max

and cant do anything about it because the small town shes in doesnt believe her

i used to do that for fun as a kid

The suicide hotline helped sargon recover from the failure of the liberalists

WTF WTF

NOT FUNNY MAX

we'd always have multiple people on the call, and someone would pretend to be the father who;d come in and see their son on the phone and start beating them

YOU THINK RAPE IS FUNYN???

she was testing them

My experience with prank calls is all my friends doing them with me sitting there watching

i rember this bully

who used to bully me pretty hard

and he pranked called a papa johns a few times

but he sucked

Oh I’ll bully you hard too max

Rusp

All it takes for evil to win

Is for good men to do nothing

But they prank called Indian scammers

Wouldn't want to lose any clout, huh?

So it’s fine

Oh okay

clever people are too clever to be bullies

Shoulda said so

Fuck pajeets

They said they wanted to prank call so I showed them the scammer list

Fuckin poomers

That's probably worse for them though

Calling back is already giving these people what they want

Wasted time

do you guys want kids

Yes

no

Do you want to make them

Only the cucks don't

(Kappa)

Hi dan

im a cuck

i get it

you are young

I want to have biological offspring I think, but I don't really want to raise kids