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lfg
<:Tea:612680029171875850> <:Tea:612680029171875850> <:Tea:612680029171875850> E3 cancelled, E4 is in.
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Sunday, October 20, 2019
oh
i didnt like the dictionary one
is the other less shit?
Monday, October 21, 2019
the dictionary one isn't funny
So yeah, anyways
I was reading in the local newspaper about this one train driver
They said that he was well known for being pretty incompetent
Just bad at life in general
So the story in the paper says that he ends up crashing his train, killing everyone on board besides himself
Now the families of the train riders, they are not happy
They all come at the driver guns blazing, suing him for what he’s done
And eventually, he goes to court and is prosecuted
He is charged and sentenced with the death penalty
So, you know how death row inmates get their last meals?
He asks for beans and rice
So, the warden sits him up
And gives him a plate of his favorite food
Then he goes to bed
The next day, he’s in the electric chair
And the executioner looks at him and pulls the lever
Now - I know this might be hard to believe, but trust me.
He pulls the level, and the electricity doesn’t effect the man at all
He just sits there, unflinching
So the executioner, baffled, flips the switch back and goes to talk to the man
He asks him how he isn’t dead from the chair
And the driver looks at him and says
“I’ve always been a bad conductor”
it had a lot of pandering too
After tomorow
we'll have 3 new jokes to make
TIER LIST
CONTENT
aren't some games 4 player?
all the drawing ones
QUiplash
yes
aliens
more like
immigrants
am i right gent
ha ha ha ha
what is that one?
ok
oh
i think gent wins
oh god
