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Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:12 PM lfg

Secret underground footage

taxes Sep 30, 2019 7:12 PM lfg

It was 1997. I was 17-years-old makin $200.00 p/h sliding around on shoes. I was getting on TV. I received free clothes, free shoes, & free booze. I was staring in national & international sales-commercials. Went on tour. And banged tons of hot Soap groupies.

taxes Sep 30, 2019 7:13 PM lfg

anuwaus tjamls

taxes Sep 30, 2019 7:13 PM lfg

thanks*

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:13 PM lfg

That is literally the worst spelling I’ve ever seen

taxes Sep 30, 2019 7:13 PM lfg

i wasnt looking at keyboard brother

taxes Sep 30, 2019 7:13 PM lfg

i was reading manga while typing that message so i messed up

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:13 PM lfg

Ok brother

taxes Sep 30, 2019 7:14 PM lfg

hell yeah brother

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:14 PM lfg

Was the other individual satisfied by the answer?

taxes Sep 30, 2019 7:14 PM lfg

kinda

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:14 PM lfg

Only kinda

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:14 PM lfg

wtf

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:14 PM lfg

That was genius

taxes Sep 30, 2019 7:14 PM lfg

theiir project is to make like 10 differnet types of shoes with different purposues

taxes Sep 30, 2019 7:14 PM lfg

and they can be silly and etc

taxes Sep 30, 2019 7:15 PM lfg

and then draw them

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:15 PM lfg

Ok here’s a good practical shoe

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:15 PM lfg

For people in marathons

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:15 PM lfg

The show has pedals in it

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:15 PM lfg

So every time you step

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:15 PM lfg

It powers a fan

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:15 PM lfg

That’s in front of your face

taxes Sep 30, 2019 7:16 PM lfg

incredible rusp

taxes Sep 30, 2019 7:16 PM lfg

real

taxes Sep 30, 2019 7:16 PM lfg

smart idea

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:16 PM lfg

I have a lot of time to think about shoes and feet considering I don’t have them anymore

taxes Sep 30, 2019 7:16 PM lfg

slow the people in the marathon down

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:16 PM lfg

Okay max

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:16 PM lfg

How about this

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:17 PM lfg

You put pianos on the bottom of shoes

taxes Sep 30, 2019 7:17 PM lfg

that actually

taxes Sep 30, 2019 7:17 PM lfg

was one they already did

taxes Sep 30, 2019 7:17 PM lfg

kinda

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:17 PM lfg

Drum shoes

taxes Sep 30, 2019 7:17 PM lfg

drum

taxes Sep 30, 2019 7:17 PM lfg

shoes?

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:17 PM lfg

Yeah

taxes Sep 30, 2019 7:17 PM lfg

like in the shake of chicken drums?

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:17 PM lfg

You step and it sounds like a drum

taxes Sep 30, 2019 7:17 PM lfg

oh

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:18 PM lfg

Okay wait

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:18 PM lfg

Here’s the best one yet

taxes Sep 30, 2019 7:18 PM lfg

joycon shoes

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:18 PM lfg

Colostomy shoes

taxes Sep 30, 2019 7:18 PM lfg

that you can put in a switch

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:18 PM lfg

They’re shoes

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:18 PM lfg

But the cushion is a colostomy bag

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:18 PM lfg

So to make them more comfortable you shit into them

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:18 PM lfg

And to make them more firm you empty them

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:18 PM lfg

With a quick kick

taxes Sep 30, 2019 7:19 PM lfg

incredible

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:19 PM lfg

Okay wait

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:19 PM lfg

What about walking shoes

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:19 PM lfg

You put them on

taxes Sep 30, 2019 7:19 PM lfg

walking shoe3s

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:19 PM lfg

And then you can walk

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:19 PM lfg

I wish I could wear those

taxes Sep 30, 2019 7:20 PM lfg

funny

taxes Sep 30, 2019 7:20 PM lfg

edible shoes sounds nice tbh

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:20 PM lfg

Just stepped in dog poop

taxes Sep 30, 2019 7:20 PM lfg

yum

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:20 PM lfg

Wait a second!

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:20 PM lfg

Mop shoes!

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:20 PM lfg

You slide around and clean stuff!

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:20 PM lfg

Genius

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:21 PM lfg

Let’s patent it

taxes Sep 30, 2019 7:21 PM lfg

how about shoes

taxes Sep 30, 2019 7:21 PM lfg

but you can put wheels in them

taxes Sep 30, 2019 7:21 PM lfg

put it near the sole of the foot

taxes Sep 30, 2019 7:21 PM lfg

call em

taxes Sep 30, 2019 7:21 PM lfg

solies

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:21 PM lfg

I already have a chair with those though

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:22 PM lfg

George forman shoes

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:22 PM lfg

Grill on the go

taxes Sep 30, 2019 7:23 PM lfg

good idea

Rusp Sep 30, 2019 7:23 PM lfg

Thanks

legorhin Sep 30, 2019 9:18 PM lfg

https://www.nintendo.co.jp/jobs/internship/index.html

Spooky Phijkchu Sep 30, 2019 9:38 PM lfg

Someone apply

Spooky Phijkchu Sep 30, 2019 9:38 PM lfg

We can have an insider leak us games early

legorhin Sep 30, 2019 9:47 PM lfg

can confirm that the switch online NES controllers do not work for Link's Awakening movement