lfg

Don’t bear my ass

Please

you'll be able to game to your hearts content

if only it worked like that

i dont need to demean a video game by playing it in a subpar environment

i have other, simpler wayys to entertain myself in the car

do tell

3DS games don't deserve anything better

Max I thought you couldn’t do that

than your smelly mother's minivan

Such as touching the ground while the car moves, fun!

>smelly

spooky

thats just rude

>:(

Well is he wrong

Max it's a minivan

yes

they all smell

spooky

what

I’ve never been in a non smelly minivan

is it because you fuck kids in all of them?

No one owns a minivan, who doesn't have kids

yeah but

its never smelt bad to me- and my mom wouldnt be able to stand it if it did

max has gotten used to the smell so her brain automatically blocks it out

okay but

my mom also is sorta clean freak

so

ok, that might counteract the minivan smell

theres not like disgusting crumbs

and horrid shit stains

and cum sploches

like minivans youve been in

I've been in dozens of minivans in my life

the only other minivan ive been in

I've never seen a clean one

was super messy

yeah see

the front like middle holster thing

Max I can put stains in your minivan

is the only messy thing

no rusp

though

the TV in it is broken

what

yeah a cord or whatever broke

theyve meant to fix it

but it requires taking apart a top thing

In high school pretty much every one of my friends drove their family's minivan around as their car Every single one of them was soiled and smelled bad, from years of raising kids in it

Fuck minivans

yeah no spooky

full-vans or normal cars

i have never rode in a minivan

my mom would beat a kids ass

if they spilled anything- that is if theyre allowed to have anything

as they dont eat

in the car

ok, I went from liking you mom to now thinking she might be a bit of a nazi

nonon

on vacation and shit

its fine

spooky likes moms

Yeah

but like the little kids

they should not eat it in

Vacation for you guys is taking a shit in the minivan

Did somebody say nazi

disgusting

DISCORD

dfsadfgs

.,

fucking discord

anyways

IM allowed to eat in it, i mean the smaller kids

who will spill crumbs everywhere

You’re allowed to eat the kids?

and its not like she takes them for hour long car rides to places

Interesting