lfg

ehh

So

they're only 12 "levels/missions"

and from time stamps it looks like it took me like 3 hours? to beat the game

3 hours of fun for 15 usd

i cant really see that as a good purchase

Especially when it teases you a lot

if it had workshop maps or confirmed missions/free dlc maybe

It's not that replayable either, sure the story might get a tiny bit different, but not really, there is two endings but it's one of those "end the game now, or go do the true ending"

actually it's just sekiro

sekiro does that too

>playing for the story

Dude there's a loli

Let me guess Max, you're involved with organized crime or something

and have to kill people

Yes

but there's drugs

and a Russian man

wow

and you were a nam war vet

and there is a dude named dragon

it's actually not a terrible story

but i didn't understand it past "Drug gives time powers ur a war vet go kill ppl and thers loli"

Now all we need is for Hollywood to give us a theatrical origin story

It's for sure worth a purchase on sale or to torrent it

or torrent it*

yes it is very worth it to get it for free

I mean, why not just torrent it?

if you're a person who only buys stuff

aka pika

kappa

I definitely recommend it if you have a few hours to kill out of nowhere though

I bet it's better than all the shitty indie knockoffs that have come out in the last year

Oh, and one of the cool sections that I think is supposed to be hard? Is too easy

For sure it is

I had a lot of fun, it just really wanted a story though, and I really did not care

but... the loli

that at least warrants a 10/10

She comes inside and cleans your house

owo

????

I think she's imaginary though

It's implied she is? but your house becomes actually clean? and she's in the after credits? A lot of the surreal suppousedly imaginary stuff isreal sometimes and I can't tell

your brain wasnt big enough to comprehend the intricacies of the plot

I like the part where ride motorcycles and swing katana at same time

hur durr

Yeah the really intricate plot where two masked men that are comedy and tragedy randomly fucking appear and give shitty exposition then kill like 50 people at once somehow and it's not explained at all

Really good plot there

its symbolic for society

doofus

I'm sure

yep

the society they live in

the future

with nam vets being shit on

time travel drugs

etc

its a gamer society

too bad you're not a gamer so you wouldn't understand

I really like it when gamers allow black Russian men named V to boss them around

really fits the astheticjtitjhic

yep

Anyways I rate the game one broken marriage out of 1.5

three unmbreons out of 12 katanas

on an unrelated note what are some games that you can play with only one hand

uh

asking for not a friend

why

i fractured my wrist

oh

RIP

should get better in 2 weeks though

dominant hand?

no

thankfully not

that's goos

good

it is indeed goose

mobile games