lfg

what woman has lowered herself to your standards

I’ve been exposed

I’m actually 11

how drunk was she

not drunk

Just a vegetable

You need to forgive you're mother

ITS JF!!!

Was she alive

Only then can you truly live your life

HES HERE!!

yes she was alive

why would you ask that?

She was also a dog

>having sex before marriage

degenerate

fucking disgusting

Yeah

Gross dude

Hey I don’t judge

Shane loves his cat

Karp loves his dog

Equilibrium

my dog is dead

Oh

Ok

i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)

Yes, you told us

I remembered, what's with you insensitive fucks

I did not know that

Too be fair

I make fun of my irl friends dogs death

Called him hot chocolate mix bc they cremated him

dick

Yes I’m an asshole

Honor and respect are masculine virtues

Lost on the likes of you

Honour and respeuct

I have both!!

Shamfur

Shit

I kept telling someone they had no honor forever and I don’t remember who

Do you remember bio

This is a real life thing

I don't want to make the reference

Yes

Bc they smashed his cousin

Oh

Yes

I remember now

And then that cousins older sister to

So another one of his cousins

Geeze

Damaged goods

He’s also kinda an asshole sometimes

It’s also Seth

That sounds like a real sausage party

Funny

Because seth rogan directed

Yes

When is Seth not an asshole

.

I get it

True

He always acts like I’m his best friend

Coincidentally when is anyone in our friend group not an asshole

Hah, if I had to deal with him, I would just kill him!

I'm so hardcore

Haha!

maybe's he less of an asshole to people he's smashed

No

My cousin hates him

The first one

The younger one dated him first

Correct

He skeeted and yeeted her

For like a week after they broke up he told us that they didn’t

Kinda creepy tbh

Then went to the older sister