lfg

I stopped one short

oh goe

We still never added the animated sperm emojji

god*

goe

so my school has been SUPER pushing black history month

Oh right

virginia amrite

I have heard nothing about it

No point in celebrating it when my school has three blacks total

like one day, they even said on the announcements "It's proven that if you don't read black history during black history month your brain shrinks"

Good thing it’s the shortest month

which makes total sense

Good choice on that one

can confirm

my low iq is due to me not reading black history

How am I supposed to read it

Uh oh, I studdied Africa

I didn’t take Ebonics in high school

and then they said it's your duty to come to the library to take the black history quiz

What happens now

you dont become dumb?

duh

and they've had two "Black history read ins"

where authors come in

who have wrote black books

Blacks can write?

That would’ve been an epic troll

the first one wrote about the history of dreadlocks

what

You should've had written despite making up 13% of the population

Can they pass the literacy tests?

and the second, i heard, wrote a picture book or something

it's beena long month

Can we get a white history month

thats every month

tHaTs EvErY mOnTh

go whites

They always say that

Max, are you like the junior librarian at this school now Training to become a crazy cat lady?

"Straight white men get all the other days!"

why would you ask that

i am for sure in school

You seem the type max

Umbreon

and im

umbreon

My bad

of course ha

they never learn do they

She broke the curse

It’s over

i could tell you were addressing me

She blew it

through mental connection

silly goose

Shut up cob

Umbreon lives rent free in my head

oh cool got a google classroom notif about a sub day

fucking cob

cob

thats a wierd one

that’s cool cob

Got anymore stories?

cob is your nickname max

turnip calls you that

if you take cob

and reword it

you get boc

like bock

ocb

very interesting

and chickens make bawk

Can I ban her for that one

which sounds like bock

and chickens taste good

you like cock

so you're saying max tastes good