lfg

Considering my parents do not know about neptunia or that I play it

I would only assume it was ironically bought because my parents make fun of me for being a degenerate weeb

in which case I would be impressed they chose that of all things

also the fact that you bought a figurine of a little girl

>little

Umbreon, this thing is bigger than Pika's dick

thats not really a feat

so it would fit inside

It's almost a foot tall

interesting

go find a blanc statue for umbreon to compare to his dick

a what

oh ok

shut up typing is hard

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB12cHLJVXXXXa9XpXXq6xXFXXXI/31cm-Game-ALTER-Hyperdimension-Neptunia-Black-Heart-action-figure-model-toy-Anime-Cartoon-xmas-gift-collection.jpg

I don't even now if this is Blac

thats noire you little shit

that is not

blanc is the actual loli

one of*

https://d3ieicw58ybon5.cloudfront.net/ex/350.525/shop/product/80d8a074ad0e4000b17c12cf268253f9.jpg

there you are

This one's only 8.7''

lol

Now here's a Nep for you Pika

GAS

She's legal it's fine

im pretty sure shes not

Pokemon let's go to jail

(shh he does not know that umbreon)

Neptastic

Nero like it

lol

I’d hot glue it

NEP

NEP

XD

YEET YEET

The neptunia store sells christmas ornaments

YES

(2018)

Hot glue it and put it on the tree

Pika, does your family even put up a Christmas tree?

yes?

of course we do

Also, if I bring you an ornament if/when I come to visit will you hang it on your tree for me

sure

if it is something degenerate than no

Where's the line?

If it is unacceptable for my younger siblings to see it

or if I have to explain it and it is too awkward to explain

you know what, don't bring me shit tbh

thinking about it, I cannot think of a single thing you would want to give me that I'd put up

Give him one that says bad dragon

And it has a sweet picture of a dragon

oh, there's an idea what if it's just a logo Pika?

plsno

what if its a swastica

Does Canada hate the swastica like we do?

our tree is already full of them

btw, what time would you be coming down if you actually are interested in this autistic meetup, would rather not have you come down if I am busy

would not want to waste your time

Come armed

Can I come guys!??

Some time in the next 4 weeks

rusp don't even joke

spooky would pick you up

I’ll arrive by boat actually

here's my exam times, if it would overlap with any of these, probably best to not waste the hour drive

Now there's something that'd go on your tree Pika

I would hang that

that is funny and my parents would appreciate it since we all shit on him often