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taxes Oct 23, 2018 9:39 PM lfg

not like teens

taxes Oct 23, 2018 9:40 PM lfg

but early early twenties

Rusp Oct 23, 2018 9:40 PM lfg

i dont think saying the age of a parent will get you doxxed

Spooky Phijkchu Oct 23, 2018 9:40 PM lfg

Wait, you don't know your parents age?

taxes Oct 23, 2018 9:40 PM lfg

of course not

Rusp Oct 23, 2018 9:40 PM lfg

my dad is

taxes Oct 23, 2018 9:40 PM lfg

well

taxes Oct 23, 2018 9:40 PM lfg

i know my mom's

Gent Oct 23, 2018 9:40 PM lfg

I tend to forget myself

taxes Oct 23, 2018 9:40 PM lfg

not my dads

Rusp Oct 23, 2018 9:40 PM lfg

47

Gent Oct 23, 2018 9:40 PM lfg

Never tell them of course

Rusp Oct 23, 2018 9:40 PM lfg

?

Rusp Oct 23, 2018 9:40 PM lfg

unsure

taxes Oct 23, 2018 9:40 PM lfg

>my parents are still in the 30s i think

taxes Oct 23, 2018 9:40 PM lfg

yikes

Spooky Phijkchu Oct 23, 2018 9:40 PM lfg

My folks are 51 and 53

Rusp Oct 23, 2018 9:40 PM lfg

what

Rusp Oct 23, 2018 9:40 PM lfg

30s?

Gent Oct 23, 2018 9:40 PM lfg

Well, my dad's in his 60s

Rusp Oct 23, 2018 9:41 PM lfg

60s

Rusp Oct 23, 2018 9:41 PM lfg

are you 30

Rusp Oct 23, 2018 9:41 PM lfg

+

Gent Oct 23, 2018 9:41 PM lfg

18

Rusp Oct 23, 2018 9:41 PM lfg

hmm

Rusp Oct 23, 2018 9:41 PM lfg

i see

Gent Oct 23, 2018 9:41 PM lfg

He doesn't really look his age tbh

Spooky Phijkchu Oct 23, 2018 9:41 PM lfg

I guess if you consider Max to be 11, 30s would make perfect sense

Gent Oct 23, 2018 9:41 PM lfg

No white hairs

taxes Oct 23, 2018 9:41 PM lfg

he looks like a child

taxes Oct 23, 2018 9:41 PM lfg

a small boy

Rusp Oct 23, 2018 9:41 PM lfg

your dad?

taxes Oct 23, 2018 9:41 PM lfg

no gents

taxes Oct 23, 2018 9:41 PM lfg

kappa

Rusp Oct 23, 2018 9:42 PM lfg

my dad looks like an aged business man

taxes Oct 23, 2018 9:42 PM lfg

my dad has tatoos all over him

Spooky Phijkchu Oct 23, 2018 9:42 PM lfg

My younger brother looks older than me, by a good deal

Rusp Oct 23, 2018 9:43 PM lfg

I am a few inches taller than my brother

Spooky Phijkchu Oct 23, 2018 9:43 PM lfg

He went bald in HS and did a lot of druge

Rusp Oct 23, 2018 9:43 PM lfg

he has been upset about that for years

taxes Oct 23, 2018 9:43 PM lfg

my dad did a lot of drugs

Spooky Phijkchu Oct 23, 2018 9:43 PM lfg

I hope you sold them to him

Rusp Oct 23, 2018 9:43 PM lfg

no one i know has done hardcore drugs

Rusp Oct 23, 2018 9:43 PM lfg

wait

taxes Oct 23, 2018 9:43 PM lfg

i wish

Rusp Oct 23, 2018 9:43 PM lfg

nevermind

Rusp Oct 23, 2018 9:43 PM lfg

uncle

Gent Oct 23, 2018 9:43 PM lfg

My dad is very boomery

taxes Oct 23, 2018 9:44 PM lfg

my dad has gotten more pussy than everyone in this discord

taxes Oct 23, 2018 9:44 PM lfg

whether thats a good thing or a bad thing thats up to you

Rusp Oct 23, 2018 9:44 PM lfg

taxes Oct 23, 2018 9:44 PM lfg

kappa

Spooky Phijkchu Oct 23, 2018 9:44 PM lfg

He's also, you know, had kids

Rusp Oct 23, 2018 9:44 PM lfg

i got that because some grandpa said he asked his grandson how to play fortnite and he sent him that

taxes Oct 23, 2018 9:44 PM lfg

thats true

Spooky Phijkchu Oct 23, 2018 9:44 PM lfg

Makes getting pussy that much easier Kappa

taxes Oct 23, 2018 9:44 PM lfg

but like, even after i was born

Gent Oct 23, 2018 9:44 PM lfg

Yes rusp, we know the meme

Rusp Oct 23, 2018 9:44 PM lfg

really

taxes Oct 23, 2018 9:44 PM lfg

he cheated on my mom a couple times, which doesnt mean anything,

Rusp Oct 23, 2018 9:44 PM lfg

i saw that tweet in near real time

Gent Oct 23, 2018 9:44 PM lfg

"can't believe I fought in nam for this shit"

Rusp Oct 23, 2018 9:45 PM lfg

i thought i found a gem

taxes Oct 23, 2018 9:45 PM lfg

but when i went over to his house, he had a new girlfriend like once a year or something

Rusp Oct 23, 2018 9:45 PM lfg

: (

taxes Oct 23, 2018 9:45 PM lfg

and they always slept together

Rusp Oct 23, 2018 9:45 PM lfg

did you join in

taxes Oct 23, 2018 9:45 PM lfg

he also has tatoos of some of their names on hiim

taxes Oct 23, 2018 9:45 PM lfg

so i mean, im only assuming

taxes Oct 23, 2018 9:45 PM lfg

but

Spooky Phijkchu Oct 23, 2018 9:45 PM lfg

You should ask him how many STDs he has sometime

Rusp Oct 23, 2018 9:45 PM lfg

your dad sounds like an epic gamer

Rusp Oct 23, 2018 9:46 PM lfg

he gets all the

taxes Oct 23, 2018 9:46 PM lfg

he actually sucks at video games

Rusp Oct 23, 2018 9:46 PM lfg

coochie

Rusp Oct 23, 2018 9:46 PM lfg

when it comes to fps im an extremely average gamer

Rusp Oct 23, 2018 9:46 PM lfg

my KD in most games is 1.0 exact

Gent Oct 23, 2018 9:46 PM lfg

Oh, one of those dads

taxes Oct 23, 2018 9:46 PM lfg

i suck at every FPS unless its CoD deathmatch because LOL SPRAY AND PRAY XD

Gent Oct 23, 2018 9:46 PM lfg

Everything is really starting to make sense

Rusp Oct 23, 2018 9:47 PM lfg

my kd in rainbow six siege is like 1.5