lfg

fucking gey

secret hitler might be fun tho

i think we all know that fire is secretly hitler

except when I get shot every game

i would literally get hitler every time

secret hitler is

god tieer

(monopoly is the best thing suggested still because everyone knows how to play that)

(also it requires no thought)

played it with friedns once

was cool

you'd have to be retarded to not know monopoly

i dont know how toplay

What about Super Monopoly Pika?

legit

>monopoly not requiring though

^

monopoly requires no thought

how do you play monopoly

i know there's spaces

also secret hitler isn't that hard to learn

and you buy places

You land on free parking and win

i want to play as the dog

you roll dice, you buy things, the things you buy screw other people

ah

lol true spook

can i be a shoe

park for free

to win

the most stratigic thing you can do in monopoly is understand the distribution of dice rolls and that 7 is the most likely roll

can I be the dragon thing

i thought it was a d6

but really really scaled down?

it is 2 d6s

2 d6

oh

oopsies

2d6s has a distribution such that 7 is most common

Congrats Pika

You're ready to play craps now

STATS BOIS

lol

Phijkchu casino when

but that's all just statistics stuff, my luck will break your mathematical rules

what luck

I would also play poker with you shits tbf

you're kursed

i will always roll 3 or lower, umbreon

have not touched poker in like 5 years

i think i know how to play poker

reverse luck is still luck

PIKA

POKER

YEEEEEEEEEEEEES

I fucking

love poker

strip poker

Even better

alright but lets actually bet money

i'll play strip poker

let's go

okay what the fuck

thats hella gay

no umbreon

u hecka

but

no one would use a webcam

spook

>not going by the honor system

id use a cam

okay lets do it

max no one wants to see your dick

strip poker

im down

just post pics of yourself every time you strip