lfg

i touched something and got a fate servant that called me master then Kirito tried to stab me from behind and asuna sniped at me

stab you from behind, eh

yes with his lightsaber

fucking lewd

i'm actually enjoying this game

what game

sao fatal bullet

basically a ggo game

ah, a trash game

I see

i only played it for the meme, but it's actually OK

Why are the good guys trying to murder you

but so far the story is like a shitty sao fanfiction

because it was a tournament and i found a super rare item

which was a sex doll

huh

i like where this is going

You had me at shitty story

but now we're friends?!?!? but Kirito is still salty

tbh

if you don't die irl when you die in game

i'll be disappointed

stats

this is why he is the best rusp

he does this constantly

i'm gonna be honest

I wasn't expecting him to be an actually good character

He's one of the best if you level him enough

Villagers are always the best characters

Wait till you play Fates and get Mozu Kappa

I'd like to argue, other than Robin, Donnel is probably the best 1st gen unit?

oh boy

spooky i regret to inform you though

you can make your character

Can...can I max sensitivity

I'm still in the tutorial i think

so i haven't seen stats

i can't

you can

i believe in you

He's banging Asuna

He's a chad now

On top of that rusp

at a certain point, donnels chance for hp growth goes to 105%

meaning he always gets +1, and sometimes +2

spooky they translated sen to int

rip

iirc

it is a stat though

I will make the highest IQ loli there has ever been

you can make a loli

and have -10 breast size

oh spooky i don't want to spoil

but you create two characters basically

You're in the tutorial

your player, and then your robot fate servant

Pika, I'm going to need to know what you look like I want this robot servant who will inevitably end up railing my MC to look just like you

Like I said, slightly overweight, 6 foot tall, nice black beard and short black hair

moustache as well

i think im out of the tutorial, I just saw the op

i've brought donnel into a tournament of champions

this can only end well

donnel finished marth off with his attack that did a grand total of 4 damage

classic

I'm not sure how I feel about the gameplay rn

the movement feels fluid, but I can't figure out why my character crouches after rolling sometimes

and the ai is a bit too hectic

I do like the equiping and setting up characters though

Can you tell which one is maximum arm length versus minimum arm length?

These sliders do fucking nothing

some of them so nothing

i think if you pick a bigger body type

Oh, that kind of makes sense

okay so