lfg

I really had no idea what I was getting into holy shit

a good graphics game?

The shit in the ancient ship

Rex you shit if a girl tells you to put your hand on her chest just fuckin do it

I have one important question for you guys. Pyra or Nia

Kora

what a dumb question

Haven’t met yet

umbreon have you beaten chapter 6 yet?

i think im close

Pyra’s tits just jiggled when she came on screen

or they were snapping into place Kappa

I know that’s why it happened I just wasn’t expecting it

@legorhin have you had the issue with a pro controller where it takes inputs after you let go of the button

no

Fuck is wrong with my controller then

The consul guy

This guy

I’m pretty sure he’s a PECK NECK

i just had my first crash

in the middle of summoning

so it was saved

@Dan K. Meme just pulled a rare Kappa

nice

this person thought X was an amazing game, thats the first sign of a bad reviewer Kappa

"several" xeno games

just a white knight

why does he use random quotes and capitalization

"Skip"

don't expect white knights to use proper grammar rules

giving a 1 star because the game has waifus

Those are some of the only people I expect to use proper grammar

How are they going to impress people if they aren't grammatically correct

the game has a theme of humanizing the blades and treating them as equals, and this guy is reducing them to objects so he can complain about objectifying women

you see hes looking at this all wrong

i went through all the 1 star reviews on amazon, only 1 was actually legitimate in the criticism

tell me another game that makes women swords

skyward sword

ok fine

lmao

Not many games make women swords

Dahlia was designed by a woman

well fuck me

the point is, this game is so into equality that it allows women to be swords where in most games they do not

I think that Rob is actually a misogynist too

you see

name a game where men are swords

in dwarves vs Zombie

He makes wives into bows

I rest my case

right

All games are sexist towards men as none of them make men swords

any game with a cursed sword that talks to you

ever notice how they're always male

fuck me a second time

this guy didn't get past the first area if he thinks there is no quests and upgrading

how long did they play the game, like five minutes?

"countless hours"

you can turn off the combat dialog

how do you know you will like the game if you never played it

stop playing on handheld

handheld gamers are the highest form of gamers

don't buy because its a typical JRPG

there thats all the 1 star reviews that are stupid

odyssey reviews

its too long to post here, so i'll link it

lmao

i finally got Ursula's stupid quest line done, the reward cutscene is equally stupid and not worth it

such a massive waste of time and the worst part of XC2

There’s a side quest guy up there and I have no idea how to get there