lfg

even though i only had 2 planets before this all went down

they imedietly wanted me to sign with them and I said no

yeah

that's what happened with me

i'll never be someone's puppet

they're "Belligerent" Jebaited

might be the -245 disposition

When you have to choose between Kinetic Artillery and Mega-Engineering NotLikeThis

well

choose the third best option, space torpedoes

obviously

mega is rare as sin

of course i chose it

Peta-Engineering

I've just been waiting on the artillery

Yotta-Engineering is where its at

that's not gonna build me a ring world or dyson sphere

oh good

the awakened is killing my northern neighbor

is that actually good or is that worrying?

he does have way to much room to grow into

just casually gonna take advantage of this with a little ol war

that's how i play this game

taking advantage of the power of others to steal what they could have gotten

i mean

I can't not kill the xenos scum

oh good

the federation to my south that hates me declaired war on me

to bad they're shit

i'm gonna be here all night loading latest save

and right as i say that

a covenant that isn't the end of the cycle taunts me

oh ai

your 1/6 my fleet

why would you war me

damn southern fedie wasting my time, the awakened took a good chunk of the northern boi

TEA TEA TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA

and hivemind has been totally wiped out

it's even rarer than i thought

there's 2 different kind of covenants

Jebaited Jebaited Jebaited Jebaited Jebaited Jebaited Jebaited Jebaited Jebaited Jebaited Jebaited Jebaited Jebaited Jebaited Jebaited Jebaited Jebaited Jebaited Jebaited Jebaited \

like you've got your standard 4 covenants

but those don't actually matter as long as you get that "extremely rare" end of the cycle

great game design

love it, paradox

what language is that?

looks like python but there can't be duplicate keys in python dictionaries

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

maybe its lua, lua makes no sense like this code

i wonder if this has a lower chance of happening than that time Max tried getting those 5 stars for that fate gatcha game

2/102 looks like

if at end of cycle

i guess Max had it worse then

speaking of which did she ever even get what she wanted or did she give up? Kappa

looks like the code is in a custom scripting language

TRIE

the amount of times this one governor has had to die to psionic explosion from the inside out Kappa

not enough obv

clearly

the RNG gods demand more

the end of the cycle is actually an elaborate prank by the people maintaining this game's wiki

all to mess with people like me who actually try to get it to happen

i'm losing my will to die and take the whole galaxy with me

why is commiting sudoku so difficult in this game

idk what you mean, getting the unbidden to spawn isn't that hard

even that's pretty hard considering you're got the war in heaven that might happen before it

which it did

and even that failed to kill me

only one fallen has woken up