lfg

So I can buy your gear

I am not paying more than $300 unless it has splatoon, botw, and/or a pro controler with it

so this technically fits it

not getting minecraft for an extra $70

that is absolutly absurd

move

to

canada

and

go

to

You dont need an sd card anyway

shoppers (tm)

that too

Like, there isnt anything to put on sd

sd card is useful if you want to buy a bunch of cheap indies

and I don't need the zelda book either

and vc

There are like 2 indies

i own like 5 indies

I want 4 things

that is it

Pfft

really sad that amazon has it for $80 extra too

Go to best buy

best buy does not have it in stock near me

Ask them to actually look in the fucking back of the store

They likely have them

but

they never do that

I had to make them go look

they are too fucking lazy

they will pretend to

and go take a smoke break

and not fucking help me

because best buy is aids

I did very bad

Tell them you came earlier and they said they were getting in stock today

well that game was just stupif

Thats what i did

And they went and actually looked

And found fucking 5

GDI

WHY IS BEST BUY SO SHIT

normie tech store

thats why

hey guys

do you think some asshole would steal a switch at a college?

yes'

yes

because I feel like tthat is 100% a thing

got it

so keep it locked up

can do

People steal locked bikes

a small switch is a good target

for ez money

I have a giant crate thing

@Septapus comic 10

can't remember what is is called

fuck off with your shit comics karp

well whenenver I go to sleep I guess I lock my switch up

can I be a cool boi and join spla2n chat?

ye

i wanna also be a cool boi

!rotation

!schedule

!splatoon

Splatoon Commands Splatoon related commands (use a ! at the beginning)

weapon <query>
    Displays Splatoon 2 weapon info from a query.
scrim [games=5] [mode]
    Generates Splatoon 2 scrim map and mode combinations.
splatshop
    Shows the currently running SplatNet 2 merchandise.
splatwiki <title>
    Returns a Inkipedia page.
salmonrun
    Shows the Salmon Run schedule, if any.
gear <query>
    Searches for Splatoon 2 gear that matches your query.
brand <query>
    Shows Splatoon 2 brand info
splat1
    Commands for Splatoon 1, rather than Splatoon 2.
schedule [type]
    Shows the current Splatoon 2 schedule.
splatfest
    Shows information about the currently running NA Splatfest, if any.
nextmaps
    Shows the next Splatoon 2 maps.

!nextmaps

!weapons curling bomb

!weapon curling

!nextmaps

!TTT