children-at-play
<:PokemonThink:593970343786577967> <:dab:525968335347646495> Practice running a third world country amidst a global pandemic.
Thursday, March 26, 2020
I was confused
it bounces the other direction
Because you said it was lag and I wasn’t having anything like that
That makes more sense
so i stopped using my pro controller for animal crossing
now i can fish properly
My joycons have yet to do me wrong
I really don’t know if I’d improve all that much switching to an actual controller
All I know is that I went out the undisputed king of smash in my school
Ken Jr.
Beating some people with the holy single joycon
recallibrating the sticks seem to help a bit
Oh right
Everyone I faced called me weird for turning off stick jump
They don’t know my truly pro maneuvers
i dislike stick jump
I hate it
It makes doing up attacks hard
it makes the new phantom footstool technique much easier
you just hold up
I will never need that
but its funny
Seeing as I beat all my schools competition with basically 3 stocks left using my 3rd and 4ths
how do you practice by yourself?
I fight bots and do online occasionally
he's a wi-fi warrior
go to locals once the quarantine ends and you end up in college
I’m really good at parrying
Fighting bots trained me
time to fight bots for hours
also go to locals
Are you going to train?
i need to become unrusty
and adjust to joycons
Fair
Y’know, I know so many mid tiers and all
But I really don’t know matchups
For any of them
yeah thats why you play in locals
Well like
I don’t know who struggles against what
Kirby and puff struggle against swords
K-Rool against fast people
And that’s all I can tell
lucas struggles
Oh and Lucas and ness against anyone who can absorb/block projectiles
Esam said Lucas has one of the best matchups in the game against Pikachu
Therefore
Real
Number one character will die by my hand
Autocorrect
how did ESAM correct to Real
I really do not know
oh god i almost lost to bots
Autocorrect is special
im fucked
Bots are weird
Some bots have the sauce
Others do not
the Ultimate bots were trained by smash pros to some extent
That plus frame one reactions
the wifi invitational on Sunday is exciting
Hungrybox is included with all the top ultimate players for some reason
He’s the number one puff
ah there you go
lost to bot
time to retire
Bass mage though
Can’t be that good if I don’t know who he is
Kappa
Alright umbreon
1v1
For one match
This will be totally fair
Shit I hit the nintendo shop bottom
Button
are you going to lobby or should i