children-at-play
<:PokemonThink:593970343786577967> <:dab:525968335347646495> Practice running a third world country amidst a global pandemic.
Thursday, February 20, 2020
so games shit
no KK
absolutely trash game
fuck off
Some of the Direct was vague, whether "coming later" meant something would unlock after X amount of in-game days
or after a game content update
No brewster either
Where the fuck in my cat you draw a face on
tbf you couldn't draw on her face in new leaf
So she lost most of her functionality
I realized today that out of all switch games that have physical releases, Animal Crossing is the one you should probably get digital
also spooky, why would they release the Easter update 3 weeks before Easter if you aren't allowed to time travel
Fair point
I still feel like it could go either way, but I'm less bullish than I was before
I'll have to see how I feel once I get the game
there will be time travel
holidays will be day locked
for sure
i'm going southern hemisphere, so I wonder if I get christmas in July
/june
is hemisphere even a confirmed choice
they just mention it
it flips seasons
it should also flip the screen
play upside down for australian mode. Of course in australia it is right side up
I hope the toilets flow the other way
pika I am making australia so its my rules
how long will it take you to notice
Is there a way to go into fast fall without having to rapidly move my thumb down
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I have retarded hands so this gets very hard to keep up
My hands hurt
I am going to be honest I must be tired because I instantly started thinking about how you could physically fall faster
Mr. Zack Physics please tell me how to fall faster
reduce your surface area
so less drag
Would it be beneficial to find a way to also increase my mass
mass doesn't affect fall speed you idiot
Wouldn’t it have a higher terminal velocity or something
terminal velocity is related to surface area isn't it?
You think I fucking know
That is not my field of science
without doing any of the physics here is wikipedia's response
Told you
ok mass matters
basically you want to minimize surface area and increase mass
so become a ball rusp
become a 2.5D fractal ball
So become one of those little kids that weighs like 200 and is 4’3
>become
okay shorty
How much would I have to eat to become spherical at 6’4
That seems like a pipe dream
drink lots of soda everyday
I don’t think my metabolism is slow enough to allow for such growth
you'll gain 40 pounds over 7 years if you are like me
im abit confused, why should i buy a digital copy?
so you can switch to it daily easily
40 pounds isn’t enough to become spherical in nature leg
I need like 400 more pounds
yes rusp, which is why I was joking
just soda isn't going to achieve it, but will help
First step
Get my teeth replaced by new fake teeth that look awful
Second step
Become retarded
Actually switch those
third step, lose your toes
put a down payment on a tesla then ask youtube to pay for it