children-at-play

its military training while at college and you get a free officer rank

i knew a couple people that were trying to get into air force

I’m not allowed to do military stuff leg

I tore my ACL twice

cool do airforce

I can’t

I’m literally not allowed

I’m an epic draft dodger

just have high luck

I did

thats how you dodge drafts

My ACL is a net positive in my eyes

the men left behind have the duty to regrow the population

Exactly

>dying for israel

I would never

i would never regrow the population

I would regrow the population

I want at least 15 children

I’m hoping that I have extremely potent sperm and I can get it done in 4-6 shots

you need to be stop-

what

Become mormon to raise a harem

what am i looking at

Not a bad idea if Mormons were not insane

Rusp, memes aside

would you ever want twins/triplets?

I am one

So sure

I wouldn’t mind it

Two for the price of one!

Though uh

how about quintuplets

Identical twins

I’m gonna say no

I feel like I'd hate to have a twin

Why

rusp names his kid lennod

every twin pair I've met has turned out really weird

have twins

You joke, umbreon...

(not aimed at you Rusp)

That is true spooky

i swear

You have met me

and name them lennod and donnel

dad why is my name donnel but backwards

then move to wyoming

call them Romulus and Remus

My twin and I are not similar even remotely

are you equating rusp to the war god mars

ones dead

It’s the ones that stick together that are weird

so funny

what did your twin get on her ACT?

26ish

yikes

I got all the brain

And it doesn’t show at all

what did he get

then

the cock

damn

wait

no they got the debuffs of being female

Remember how I said not even remotely similar

m

b

Kappa

Well not kappa

But xd

I had a friend in HS, with a fraternal twin sister and they had a weird incest thing going on Different pair of identical twin sisters I knew, were super sheltered or abused or something, and wouldn't leave each other's sight Two fraternal brothers in college, who ended up in jail together for drugs and I work with a pair of identical sisters, who are batshit crazy and enable each other

spooky

you just attract the worst people

Spooky I know a pair exactly like the second

It just seems like, that twin bond or whatever, really makes you rely on each other, to a fault

thats the actual problem