after becoming a cocoon
children-at-play
<:PokemonThink:593970343786577967> <:dab:525968335347646495> Practice running a third world country amidst a global pandemic.
Saturday, November 30, 2019
so hed need to absorb all the life first
therefore the lioons would win
but a pokemon would come back
the war is already over then
if you come back after everything is already dead
you had already lost
all max is trying to do is redefine what victory is because pokemon are too powerful
Here's how you win
Wait no
Stand up really tall and yell at the lions
Wailord would just eat all the lions
They run away in fear
no victory is killing all the other side
how are you killing things that can manipulate time and space itself
by attrition
Lions are ambush predators, they naturally flee from an enemy that shows no fear
okay wait
Ah the rob approach
do the pokemon
have PP
okay solution
two groudon earthquakes kills everything so who cares
nahhh lions would live
whats the miss formula?
Groudon goes primal on the other side of the world
rayquaza just stays in the sky forever until the lions starve
i win
bye bye
lions would make a ladder
out of lions
The lions are forced to dry up and die
Kyogre goes primal, floods africa, lions die
they cant just
"go primal" though
same way megas cant just "go megas"
do you want to imply there's people now
because thatll ruin everything
if we imply there's people, everyone dies every time due to gardevoir
This Pokémon brings victory. It is said that Trainers with Victini always win, regardless of the type of encounter.
i win
bye bye
mmmmm
say that to my pokemon battles
where my team can blackout
without victini
also if we go by pokedex logic,
i guess the entire earth is incenierated
because fucking magma pokemon hotter than the sun
nope you are nitpicking and biased i win bye bye
okay but if there's trainers everyone looses every time
To protect its Trainer, it will expend all its psychic power to create a small black hole.man im sad i remeber all this dumb defense shit about this argument
that people had like 5-6 years ago
Isn't primal their original state
Megas need people to activate, primals are automatic
they need to hold their orbs
so you're implying everyone can have items now
which is pretty imbalanced
Because lions are too stupid for that?
no more just
okay what if all the lions just happened to h ave mech suits
Its their original forms, max
or ak-47s
yes but in pokemon, they are groudon and kyogre
Seems more fair to them if anything
and require the orbs
its different than its "lOre fOrM"
The hoopa movie had them fighting it out in the wild
okay but mewtwo can beat goku
so therefore
mewtwo wins
mewtwo
could not
beat
goku
Goku is fihgting typr
mewtwo is the strongest pokemon!?!?!
arceus is the strongest
he has the most hands