Kyogre and Groudon want to have a word
children-at-play
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Saturday, November 30, 2019
listen all im saying
is that
they kill yeveltal
its all over
its corsola marenie and seviper zangoose
Kyogre and Groudon were dormant for centuries due to Rayquaza
lions killing birds
killing yveltal removes all lions but leaves the ghosts
killing yveltal literally kills everything
so no one would win then?
kills all living things
no because technically since th epokemon are together
But pokemon are from a kid's game so they can never kill anything
the lions would be alive for a split second
Lions win by default
before the pokemon die
therfore the lions win
Yeah but they naturally fought each other no?
yveltal just goes into a deep slumber when its defeated
so its still around
after killing everything
so 1 pokemon left so pokemon win
Darkrai kills them all in their sleep
Yeah but it’s a billion lions
That’s a lot of lions
is it still technically alive
giratina pulls the lions into hell
if it dies
Holy fuck axew just died
Who would win a billion lions or the sun
sun always wins
yveltal does DIE< before becoming cucoon
Ho-oh resurrects all dead lions as pokemon
Nah dan the lions would
It's a losing battle
strongest
there
yveltal self-resurrects
They need to attack at night that’s all
after becoming a cocoon
so hed need to absorb all the life first
therefore the lioons would win
but a pokemon would come back
the war is already over then
if you come back after everything is already dead
you had already lost
all max is trying to do is redefine what victory is because pokemon are too powerful
Here's how you win
Wait no
Stand up really tall and yell at the lions
Wailord would just eat all the lions
They run away in fear
no victory is killing all the other side
how are you killing things that can manipulate time and space itself
by attrition
Lions are ambush predators, they naturally flee from an enemy that shows no fear
okay wait
Ah the rob approach
do the pokemon
have PP
okay solution
two groudon earthquakes kills everything so who cares
nahhh lions would live
whats the miss formula?
Groudon goes primal on the other side of the world
rayquaza just stays in the sky forever until the lions starve
i win
bye bye
lions would make a ladder
out of lions
The lions are forced to dry up and die
Kyogre goes primal, floods africa, lions die
they cant just
"go primal" though
same way megas cant just "go megas"