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Saturday, November 30, 2019
Max, earthquakes effect entire continents
yeah but pokemon earthquakes dont
Groudon
yeah sure he can
but he'd kill off half the other pokemon too
Anything that swims would be safe
how so
Lions cant fish?
Lions can't reach the ocean, and pokemon have ranged attacks
so you are saying the pokemon win because Groudon sweeps?
one billion is still an insane amount
Kyogre sweeps even harder
even if you say kyogre or groudon take 50 million each
One billion isn't nearly enough
there's still TONS more
i think you under estimate 1 billion
Lions have no counter-play
yeah they do
sheer numbers
Okay, how about this
i think you underestimate hitting all 1 billion with earthquake
or they land enough attacks on yveltal
Deoxys crashes into earth and kills everything
Lions - 0
Pokemon - 1
welllll
if everything dies
Deoxys lives
that's not an equal start though
okay if all the lions were behind all the other pokemon and sneaking and and and-
if we go by two armies
one against the other
1 billion lions on one side
all 890? pokemon on the other
deoxys goes into space then crashes to earth and kills everything
Oh, so now it's 1 of every pokemon?
THATS WHAT I SAID BEFORE
the argument has always been 1 billion lions 1 of every pokemon
so one pikachu, one raichu, one arceus, one ditto
etc.
vs 1 billion lions
Okay, the lions maul each other to death due to their competitive instincts
then the other pokemon who are against eachother fight eachother...
and that backlash kills them all
Pokemon live in peace and harmony naturally
the 2 pairs
perish song
lets go
It's humans that throw them into disarray
Kyogre and Groudon want to have a word
listen all im saying
is that
they kill yeveltal
its all over
its corsola marenie and seviper zangoose
Kyogre and Groudon were dormant for centuries due to Rayquaza
lions killing birds
killing yveltal removes all lions but leaves the ghosts
killing yveltal literally kills everything
so no one would win then?
kills all living things
no because technically since th epokemon are together
But pokemon are from a kid's game so they can never kill anything
the lions would be alive for a split second
Lions win by default
before the pokemon die
therfore the lions win
Yeah but they naturally fought each other no?
yveltal just goes into a deep slumber when its defeated
so its still around
after killing everything
so 1 pokemon left so pokemon win
Darkrai kills them all in their sleep
Yeah but it’s a billion lions
That’s a lot of lions
is it still technically alive
giratina pulls the lions into hell
if it dies
