children-at-play

cyrus wasn't beaten by the kid though

or at first

In diamond and pearl, yes

okay well dp

In platinum he's beaten in the distortion world

but platinum >>> dp

no like, each step cyrus takes he succedes despite you battling the team

its because he browses reddit

As opposed to lysandre successfully setting up his plan to summon big thing

mm

isnt the lysandre thing

he summons the pokemon

and the weapon will go offf soon ™️

yeah

but you go down there and stop it

the pokemon hatches

and then you catch it before he can do anything

then he comes back to stopyou

plat its he gets the red gems, gets the chain, summons the legendaries, beats you, you literally couldnt of stopped him in time, but giritina steps in, by the time you're in the distortion world, it's too late

remember when lysandre used zygarde-

And kills himself

In the anime he did

anime canon is best canon obviously

ah yes

I saw that final battle and wanted to self-immolate

let me get my Latios and Darkrai

a skilled charizard can beat any greninja

tbf dragon resists water so it was normal effective

>literal S+ tier vs A tier

but still dumb

what is the black goo

is that giritina cum

Giritina sperm

LOL SEMEN

FUNNNNNNEE

JOKE

BOAT

cyrus seconds from becoming god

just to get cucked by a nigger

A spook

the redditor rick and morty watching school shooter villian leader

cyrus got spooked

gets cucked by a black

Which reminds me

wait

cyrus gets two red chains?

what

its just 1 really long red chain

The generations animations showed cyrus actually controlling them

oh

its the real one and the artifical one

gent that literally wouldnt make sense in game

because the second hed be able to control them he'd be able to reset everything

I didn't even register this red chain thing until I saw it in that

oh ok so

remember when team rocket tried to use lugia and ho-oh?

in DP, he only has 1 red chain

and the lake trio stops him

but in plat, he has two so nothing can stop him

okay so clearing in gen4 remakes

he'll have THREE red chains

and arceus will have to stop him

Ultra Mega Gigantamax Arceus*

i wonder if they'll retcon arceus's pokedex entries

to make it not god

for the kids

they will because mewtwo is the strongest pokemon remember

mewtwo wank is bad

Mewtwo should not have a mega stone, much less 2

nah mewtwo mega stone makes sense

No

why doesnt it

as much sense as mega rayquaza

Mega stones are dead pokemon

no mewtwos makes

more sense

okay gent ive said this

There is only 1 mewtwo