UBs just exist
children-at-play
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Saturday, November 16, 2019
what even is it
parrelell worlds?
They're not on anyone's side, they're implied to be dangerous, but they function like normal pokemon
Solgaleo and Lunala can make a cosmog or whatever, so there's multiple of those fuckers lying around
but some lore treats it like it is other planets with "ultra space"
gent pokemon are just animals anyways
i think parallel worlds is the current theory
deoxysy is a fucking alien
esepcially uh since
but you can put it in a ball
It was made from a virus?
you can go to the reverse island or whatever in sun and moon
It comes out of a triangle
what umbreon
And if you touch a random meteor it changes form
The DNA of a space virus underwent a sudden mutation upon exposure to a laser beam and resulted in Deoxys. The crystalline organ on this Pokémon's chest appears to be its brain.gent it still isn't anything normal
yeah see
it's not normal
you can go to the lake of the moon in sun and catch a cosmog
I wasn't saying it was
yet it's a pokemon
isnt that a parallel world
oh that
dunno
and they had that whole
parallel worlds plot
i just assume that pokeballs can consume all dna
in ORAS
Is deoxys manmade or what
it's literally an alien
it just says
space virus
so who the fuck knows
Laser beam
the meteor fell from space
with the virus
So game theory time
An alien virus that fell to earth on a meteor underwent a DNA mutation to become this Pokémon.Meteor containing space virus headed towards earth
Humans destroy it with a laser beam
this says it mutated after it fell
It works, but creates deoxys
what the fuck
See, my theory is correct
Except for the fact that oras disproves what I just said
Because rayquaza destroys the meteor when it's still in space, meaning deoxys already existed
i think like
So fuck everything
humans shoot lasers into space a lot
deoxys is an ultra beast, lore solved
Kappa
so one hit the meteor with space virus on it
and it made deoxys
That's boring though
that's probably it though
How did oras somehow make a more boring backstory for a mythic
i think the space virus just evolves into deoxys on its own
but can be uh
froced to
i guess
Radiation
also
what the fuck is meloetta
is musik
Look, can't some pokemon just be pokemon?
its just another generic pokemon max
okay but
what is victini
Victory
okay but
what is heatran
big dick
volcano