The ones that tried to murder you?
children-at-play
<:PokemonThink:593970343786577967> <:dab:525968335347646495> Practice running a third world country amidst a global pandemic.
Tuesday, November 5, 2019
Trace is the worst rival
i could never beat mystery dungeon as a kid
I got stuck in Blue for longer than I'd care to admit
which game was trace
since I kept losing the Fly TM
LGPE
that fucker
I beat red rescue but I never ended up doing most of the 100 floor dungeons
I did one of them iirc
Lucky me, I only played the kanto remakes
I didn't understand linking as a child
I didn't know it was so op
so I feel like, I remember linking all 4 moves
and then just using my basic attack
linking is busted
I just abused mirror move late game
but Max, I'd link a bunch of 5 and 8 PP moves
i almost always used basic attacks
theyre just better
and die on Sky Tower
and then have to get a new fly TM
Hau kinda goat ngl
I had to have done this 10+ times
You didn't just turn it off and reload?
For some reason
ah right, bianca existed
I would never allow myself to wipeout in those
I thought people would come rescue me too
They punish you so hard
You end up losing unique items forever, often just out of bad luck
there might actually be an evil rival for once!
so hop is clearly the retard rival
who the fuck are the other two
The person dressed as a rabbit isn't named hop
the girl is the one Team Yell loves
Mareanie
wait team yell is just a group of weebs?
best villain team
They're so ugly
oh fuck
they just want some anime girl pussy
it seems marnie just wants to become a pokemon trainer, but probably team yells leader is her father so there trying evil stuff
they're actual neckbeards and weebs
I hope someone uses the word incel
oh god
in S&S
they really want to have sex with the 10 year old girl
but they can't so they are involuntarily celibate
the presentation is 45 minutes because Sakurai rambles
Sakurai is rob then?
there also following her everywhere, so it shouldn't be team yell, it should be team stalker
Sakurai actually completes projects
we are assuming Marnie is starting her journey at 10
it should be team phijkchu
and everyone that isnt Ash did also
nothing would actually change about them
it would still make sense
whos to say some protagonists didnt wait and chill at home before headin out
its more funny to assume the girl with a ravenous fan club is 10
yeah.. marnies probably 10/11
gary was 10
and he fucked
so I mean
all of these kids
it is within the pokemon lore
are too smart to be10
they s hould be like 14