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children-at-play
<:PokemonThink:593970343786577967> <:dab:525968335347646495> Practice running a third world country amidst a global pandemic.
Tuesday, September 17, 2019
no E4 in pokemon sword and shield
just a tournament
Anime style
all of these things you guys keep saying about sword and shield
is it just not gonna be a pokemon game
like the good old days
i thought the whole point was them going back after sun and moon
Sun and moon showed that they can fuck up the formula
and they will gladly do that
part of the problem is they can't or don't want to do the exact same thing. They NEED to innovate, change things, have something "new"
its why they make a new gimmick then drop it
its why they fuck things
it's also why fans will never get what they ask for
i should never have bought the switch
shoulda gone with the 3ds or whatever the console with all the good games was
just wait for our polish saviors
3DS is still the superior console
better range of great games
+ free
that helps
and feels good to hold
runs VC games and DS
it also has
box people
A SUPER COOL 3D SCREEN FROM THE FUTURE
that'll melt yer eyes out
and it'll be worth it, because I'll get to see a blurrier, distorted version of my waifu Mario
>you can watch bowser consume mario in 3D
3DS has XC1
they should of just put XC2 on the 3DS tbh
I think we're both sleeping on the actual best console though
the Wii
Wednesday, September 18, 2019
Why is it pure fighting
hard to fly with the huge lance and shield thonk
It's just a boring typing, I'd think it'd at least be part grass
Okay but give it Stance Change
Maybe as a hidden ability
Give an ability previously specific to one pokemon to another one, requiring the creation of an extra model and set of animations, but only as a hidden ability. Seems like a great use of manpower
Yes, they did it before with darmanitan
should be fighting flying
And get outclassed by hawlucha
Fighting/normal would even be good
It's called gligar Kappa
Thursday, September 19, 2019
i kinda wanna see a shuckle galarian form
ice type
put money on it
normal ice so he's completely useless as a wall
no, grass ice
ooh what about these guys?
Two of thos ehad megas
Tauros is already kind of strong
tauros becoming dark, calling it
tauros is male miltank so it would need both
It would follow their trend of turning every pure normal type into dark
I want my loch ness monster Lapras
steel fire lapras
Give it an exeggutor neck
grass water lochness monster lapras
i would catch it lol
We also need a toast or a croissant Pokemon
now that we have a tea set
Loafado
He changes forms when afflicted with a burn status
a new use for the burn orb
What else is British?
bad teeth
i would actually get a croissant pokemon
Nightsticks
France
red telephone booth
a capital city with a completely different racial makeup
red telephone booth pokemon with a shiny form of the tardis
They already have the sadiq khan social commentary
If I was the Pokemon team,
I'd add a water dragon Pokemon, that kind o looks like a whale
Walerite (or something)