should balance around items
children-at-play
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Thursday, May 30, 2019
the only true way to play
they should give Peach her sword pull chance back
give peach a 1% chance to pull a golden hammer
thats a higher percent chance than a bomb
Why doesn’t leffen like it
give peach a 99% chance to pull a fully charged smash attack
because it was between DLCs
Leffen is a whiner
I realized
Didn’t know it was that bad
also because they keep balancing characters instead of fixing online
Well
Baby steps
"constant balance changes"
how dare there be balance patches
All these constant balance changes
literally unplayable
All
7 of them
I was expecting 4.0 during E3 so its surprising to me
melee never got patches
ultimate fucking sucks
Because it’s shit
because it came
perfect
ice climbers
melee was so broken the only way to balance was to release brawl, a superior game
That’s why only three characters are top tier
it came with Game and Watch being half of a character
>three
ok rusp
its like
Well
Only 2
not much better
only one
Fox and puff
Final destination
my lad dr.mario
No time
items
only good melee character
so like 10% of the roster can be used competetively
good game
Pichu
Only good melee character
these characters are viable
Armada said puff was number one
I’m going with him
who is marths s support with
only ss-b will win a tournament
falco or shiek
the rest can make top 8
probably
its missing
a well skilled roy
can beat
any fox
Imagine a version of yourself that’s a doctor being better than you at fighting too
Poor Mario
Dr Mario not only has the superior profession, but is more of a chad
The alpha doctor v the beta plumber
Dr mario would abort a baby
he kisses peach on the lips
conservatards destroyed
Dr Mario would shove his hand down there and grab the baby
Dr Mario says trans rights
Then he would forward air it
Dr amigo
dr amiigo
Dr Mario should be played by a black woman in the live action smash adaptation