spooky
children-at-play
<:PokemonThink:593970343786577967> <:dab:525968335347646495> Practice running a third world country amidst a global pandemic.
Tuesday, May 28, 2019
literally the name
unironically
https://i.imgur.com/5CbomV3.png
What the fuck
This has nothing to do with sleeping basically, it's just to appease angry parents
who cares about making video games when you can make sleep monitors
wait i thought you guys were shitposting
oh god
this is real
it is
no they jumped the shark
umbreon can you join the rbbit
or are you busy
i refuse
notice no one is clapping anymore
okay
yeah umbreon
they're officially making it so you can sleep with your pokemon
"There's a bonus feature for you folks with pacemakers"
why is their mission not to make fun games?
they're going to probe your head while you sleep
whats a video game
pokemon gacha
gacha
pokemon gacha
Kappa
its a gacha
LAST ANNOUNCEMENT
im whaling for brock
You know what else did this
only Pokemon Sleep was news, this was disappointing
fire emblem
Black and white 2
holy shit
brock
oh so its just stupid
damn umbreon
you picked good
i go sleep
2 0 1 9
cant wait to reroll for hours
well i guess i understand why they didnt show this at e3
OH GOD
ITS FULLY 3D
rerolling will be hell
NotLikeThis
"Pokemon Shirts"
S H I R T S
THEY ARE UNIRONICALLY SELLING SHIRTS
THAT IS THE END
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
GO TO OUR
TEESPRING
They were going to sell shirts made by fans
SPRING
S H I R T S
why are
they all buttonup
button ups are cool
This might be the most cynical corporate conference I've ever seen
they only server the purpose of being hot on some girls/guys
I don't mind buttonups, but they're not my favorites
serve
go to sleep and buy our merch
Sleep while wearing the shirts
that is pokemons future
no one clapped