children-at-play
<:PokemonThink:593970343786577967> <:dab:525968335347646495> Practice running a third world country amidst a global pandemic.
Wednesday, May 1, 2019
First watc that
Don’t actually
that’s great
Oh shit
I put you in the tournament twice
Oops
Congrats umbreon
You get a second chance
You’re up against young link
And
You loose a stock to cheese immediately
I am quite weak to cheese
Young link jumped and shot his tether which knocked you into the blast zone at 5%
Your guy keeps going to the blast zone
He wants die
And you somehow have the lead now
And
You have a two stock lead now
Young link did his final smash and you walked into the blast zone to get away
You win
Congratulations
Redemption arc
You both were on last stock at over 150%
It’s ok
The other umbreon was just
Max’s epic joke one
Next up we have a battle of the best friends
max vs pika
Max would win because I am so much of a supreme gentleman I would subconsciously pull my punches
You just zeros to deathed her
In 30 seconds
sounds about right
Oh and then
She went off stage and wasn’t going to make it back
And you went down and footstooled her
And she died
You are up two full stocks
You’re removing the whores from gaming
Oh right
Removing the girls from gamer girls
I made pika a sword mii who had almost all projectiles
Oh no
Pika just got point blanked final smashed at 0% and died
And then he missed his final smash
Max wins
Okay
Choke
That sure was
And now we have me vs game and watch
Rng v rusp
I’m about to lose to a fuck judge
I think we all know who wins
This is actually really fitting
Holy shit
Will rusp overcome his inner demons or will he fall into eternal dice rolling?
And I take the first stock
Because game and watch ran into my fully charged smash attack
Amazing
And
I’m up by two stocks
Because game and watch missed his final smash
I JUST GOT HIT WITH A 7
7!!!!!
Oh god
He’s coming back
AHHH
I did a reverse round house kick and landed it
But then I missed my final smash
Fuck
I thought you didn’t have legs
Prothstetics