Choked against the female
children-at-play
<:PokemonThink:593970343786577967> <:dab:525968335347646495> Practice running a third world country amidst a global pandemic.
Wednesday, May 1, 2019
What is society coming to
Spooky did like 200% more damage
Okay next up is dolf and umbreon
BLACK HOLE
AND MEGA LASER
He got black holed AND mega lasered at 130% and didn’t die
And
Dolf falls in a hole and dies within 10 seconds
Are they all on lvl 9 rusp?
Yes
Dolf somehow takes a stock
Holy shit
Things
He just cheesed two stocks
oh man dolf v gent semis
Turnip is the only one who can save Dolf from the gas
Also Dolf is at 230%
And he’s dead
But it’s 2 to 1 stock
And
Dolf wins
In a completely undeserved way
In true dolf fashion
That’s what happened in UHC
I figured it out
Next up is bio vs leg
Yes umbreon
He’s Jewish
He can’t help it
God bios mii makes me laugh
So is he the villain in this bracket?
I did great work on it
Yes
Well there’s many arcs
Good and evil is subjective
RusP but in Smash
Kappa
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no?
Oh god
Bio three stocked leg
Oh god
Oh fuck
Perhaps there’s something in the soy that makes him stronger
I guess nows a good time to show you bios mii
First watc that
Don’t actually
that’s great
Oh shit
I put you in the tournament twice
Oops
Congrats umbreon
You get a second chance
You’re up against young link
And
You loose a stock to cheese immediately
I am quite weak to cheese
Young link jumped and shot his tether which knocked you into the blast zone at 5%
Your guy keeps going to the blast zone
He wants die
And you somehow have the lead now
And
You have a two stock lead now
Young link did his final smash and you walked into the blast zone to get away
You win
Congratulations
Redemption arc
You both were on last stock at over 150%
It’s ok
The other umbreon was just
Max’s epic joke one
Next up we have a battle of the best friends