Rusp, despite what Max thinks
children-at-play
<:PokemonThink:593970343786577967> <:dab:525968335347646495> Practice running a third world country amidst a global pandemic.
Wednesday, April 17, 2019
I have supreme confidence I'd win in a fight
i do not
think spooky
You’d bring a weapon
would win
Max he’s going to bring some kind of drug
spookies 6 inch dick is a weapon
hey max you saw spooky. tell us how much of a wimp he actually is
he has
max confirm what spookies dick size is
penis fingers
What does that
and hes actyulally 20403024 pooudns
and has a huge beared
Damn
and long long hair
And depressed
his bulge was pounding out of his pants
and there was pizza sauce
fuck off spooky fat and bearded is my aesthetic
on his shirt
jacket thing
You know, I seem to recall someone who fits that description
At the meetup
Spooky I can’t wrestle you until I grow a full beard
And for the record Max, when you said penis fingers
I looked at my hands for longer than I'd care to admit
I need full testosterone to suplex you
what
????
that was a joke
a reference to fnv
old world blues
penis fingers
I just got the image in my head
Max men are self conscious about their fingers
pika sure isnt
oh, I din't mean like that Rusp
well
hes not a man
makes sense
hes a boy
I meant the idea got into my head
Don’t suck on your fingers spooky
Don’t do it
too late
Shit.
they'er nice and slippery
perfect for whatever you need me to do
Ruspy boy
Ok spooky if you want the full sucking experience
Get really infected cuts on your fingertips
And try to suck the puss out
Rusp, new plan
I'll drive to Ohio
And we kill bio
Got it
And we can watch Code Geass together
reawaken your inner weeb
seems smart
Plus, the mechs might give you ideas for how to live without legs
If you drove to Ohio I would tell bio to meet me where you said to meet
Then I would watch from afar
Rusp, what if I
hypothetically
proposed an address
that happened to be yours
Then I would pull out the shotgun and put it in my mouth
It’s all over
you can't put portals on rails NotLikeThis
Can you put rails on portals though?
So Pika, do you have any embarrassing internet stories from when you were younger
I have always been smart about how I use the internet
I mean, it probably helped that you didn't have a myspace in elementary school