children-at-play
<:PokemonThink:593970343786577967> <:dab:525968335347646495> Practice running a third world country amidst a global pandemic.
Wednesday, April 17, 2019
am i the only one with the patch in here?
yeah Pika, how would your mom feel if an 11 year old was lookign at your backgrounds
i have it
no joker though
i dont understand why
i've been playing pacman instead
blanc is wholesome its fine
Anyway, in high school, I had this one Indian friend
Who was
REALLY
into jacking off
mementos battlefield is great
and his goal in life, was to have all of us, his freinds
bear witness to him jerking his dick
Soggy biscuit
And me and him cut a deal
I wouldn't be one of these
If you watched him jerk off
He’d suck your dick
if I helped him get everyone else
I get it spooky
You don’t need to lie to us
We’re in your head
So, on multiple occasions
I'd physically carry people into a room, where he was jacking off
wait wait
where did this story come from
and why
lmao spooky what the fuck
God spooky
You are so fucking gay
Rusp's masturbation story
I don’t have a story
But becasue I didn't want to see
becasue I was scared of dick at this point in my life
every time i see a guy stick his hands down his pants to aggust soemthing down there i assume?
I’ve never had anything weird happen
i get weirded out
because they just
I'd usually toss them the final couple of feet
go along likes its okay
but their hand was just on their dick
thats not ok
right
usually it is outside the underwear
if anyone cares, for stage builder push - as soon as you start for grid, which makes it sane to draw straight lines
Spooky do you know how many rapes you were an accomplice to
Rusp, the best part
is that got him laid once
me carrying a girl to him
By a man
Unlikely
That was the last time I did it
Pick up artist
literally
Laid
Rape
It wasn't on the spot or anything
oh that is less impressive
It is hard to tie someone up on the spot
That is true
but they hooked up later that night, and my friend thanked me
I figured you threw her in, she decided fuck it she was already there and fucked
I have literally 0 stories relating to masturbation or dicks
what even is this conversation
something better than smash
for sure
100%
This is smash
umbreon would approve
That's the end of this story, I have a million more about this Indian friend though