So, I've never been caught jacking off or looking at porn
children-at-play
<:PokemonThink:593970343786577967> <:dab:525968335347646495> Practice running a third world country amidst a global pandemic.
Wednesday, April 17, 2019
i jsut fucked up pretty bad
i can say consequence wise
But I did catch my brother
i did use my moms debit card once
used a total of 10 usd though
so she wasnt that mad
So I wanted to trap him looking at gay shit on the internet logs
was it for roblox hacks
robux
But my parents ended up thinking it was me
i just had to pay her back
which i ahd the money for
and I was coming out to them
I’ve been jerking off in my unlocked room for years
I’ve yet to be caught
It took me years to walk that back fully
rusp
what
I have a schedule set
I have a story for after Rusp
rusp
I know my families routine wel enough
to be fair
my door is ALWAYS
Maybe they just hear my primal grunting
locked
Imagine jerking off
And stay away
My door doesn’t have a lock
my computer faces the door
and you know
https://i.imgur.com/GDZB5Sx.jpg
I’ve never had a room with a lock
im sure theyd like tos ee this
That’s why I don’t leave anything embarrassing in the open
It’s pretty easy
my mother makes fun of me for my backgrounds
its great
okay pika
young
Your dad should put you down for them Zachary
acting like pika is some elder
am i the only one with the patch in here?
yeah Pika, how would your mom feel if an 11 year old was lookign at your backgrounds
i have it
no joker though
i dont understand why
i've been playing pacman instead
blanc is wholesome its fine
Anyway, in high school, I had this one Indian friend
Who was
REALLY
into jacking off
mementos battlefield is great
and his goal in life, was to have all of us, his freinds
bear witness to him jerking his dick
Soggy biscuit
And me and him cut a deal
I wouldn't be one of these
If you watched him jerk off
He’d suck your dick
if I helped him get everyone else
I get it spooky
You don’t need to lie to us
We’re in your head
So, on multiple occasions
I'd physically carry people into a room, where he was jacking off
wait wait
where did this story come from
and why