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children-at-play
<:PokemonThink:593970343786577967> <:dab:525968335347646495> Practice running a third world country amidst a global pandemic.
Wednesday, February 27, 2019
the whole elite 4 is based on an RNG soccer match
zappity rat
thing
Zappity rappity
New Pokémon confirmed
we're gonna have another flying pikachu
like emolga
as a bat
Bratzap
in dutch bats are called flying mice, and several other languages too
so it's not farfetched
is sword and shield two rivaling "sports" teams and you maybe join the one your version is
that'd be to interesting to be real
Is it Harry Potter pokemon edition
it's in the three houses universe
so wait
the villains
sorted into houses, forced to play a quitt- i mean a soccer match?
are going to be soccer teams
fighting each other
Kappa
No it’s the Pokémon war
They’re going to kill people
i mean
If you lose a trainer battle you are murdered
sports is basically just modern warfare
I love modern warfare
Great game
the sword and shield kind of look like sports team logos to me
they do, but they have the same emblem
Idk
a sort of wolf
They kind of look like swords and shields to me
gee rusp, that's so insightful
Thank you
I studied the picture for 2 hours straight
incorrect. it wasnt out 2 hours ago
exposed
Exactly
rusp's father is nintendoman
Exposed again
he got to see it before we did
I’m in this one btw
There’s a pokemon that wears a pot on its head
there's gonna be an npc without legs and a pan on his head
My dad showed me it
It was called disappointmon
Oh God, I hope that one day we get the option to play a trainer in a wheelchair
He made it for me
it's gonna happen spooky
eventually
You ride flying robot instead of wheelchair
spooky, the pokemon world is one of eugenics
Magnezone
you'd be put down first
There are still blacks though Porygon
you say that, zingly, but then mr mime exists
We have France to thank for that
gene modifications
you have the option of riding a magnezone and a metagross
Ride a beldum
does metagross hover or walk?
i never knew
it's visual body modding
Both
he does both
oh ok
Oh I know
like furries with their crazy colors and patterns
They’ll replace your legs with Nelson’s
GOOD PHONE
beldums
thanks nelson
Don't steal other people's legs Rusp
And they make you hover by being forced to use psychic at all times
"other Pokemon experiences this year"
What did they mean by this