True fans call him porky
children-at-play
<:PokemonThink:593970343786577967> <:dab:525968335347646495> Practice running a third world country amidst a global pandemic.
Wednesday, January 30, 2019
Nice try buddy
I have never played earthbound 2
Yeah, his home is above the clouds
Bayo's taunt is super efective against Lucas
If I knew what it was I’d probably get the joke
Does she say "your brother's dead" or something?
no it says ask your mother about women or somthing
“Your brother shot a bolt of lightning at you that reflected off your franklin badge and killed him, loser”
Dang bayonetta
That’s brutal
He’s just a kid
You know claus's mother even egged him on into offing himself
Well he was dead technically
He was a human chimera
So uh
More put out of his misery
Uh, not exactly
lol imaging your brother using you as a catalyst to killing himself
haha
here
Gent I’ve read the deep lore
"If you need to learn how to talk to a lady, ask your mother."
The lore is so deep
Oh god
That’s bad
Oh right
I’ve heard theories about mother 3 getting a release this year
But hey
do not
there have been theories like that for a decade
Well hold on
Final two people in WOL
hinawa and claus
Person you get after beating WOL
masked man
2019 is the year of the pig
they really should give the alt costume of lucas the name Claus
Which you know
Porky
And yes
They should
The theory went deeper but I didn’t read to much into it
They theorized a porky fighter, but uh, that seems unlikely
The mother 3 release though I could see
not a chance
give us fetus giygas
Yeah his name is giygas because it’s like the sound a baby makes
Clearly
well his final form is a fetus right?
Not intentionally
Just kinda came out like that
One of these days I’ll play the original mother to get the deepest of lores
But probably not
I’ve heard it sucks ass
Take a melody
But rusp
No happy songs allowed
Does your 8 melodies have lyrics???
I know that song
No? Pfft, that's what I thought
16 melodies is a great song as well
It’s got all 16!
And the love theme!
With some GBA trumpets
The death theme more like
wow...
Oh here’s a song I think they should’ve put in over the new pork city one
so sad alexa plz play the FIIRREEE theme
Oh you want fire
Good song choice
idk why i love it so much
It’s really good
i don't know why people don't use it more often