children-at-play
<:PokemonThink:593970343786577967> <:dab:525968335347646495> Practice running a third world country amidst a global pandemic.
Friday, January 25, 2019
Nah, free pizza and soda is lit
these are just competitive rules, good luck finding a casual tourney
the tournament starts at 8am and will be over by 8:15 am
so is megaman and the belmonts just banned from that tourney
megaman is effectively banned due to the 15 projectile rule
and younglink a second time
and fox
Fox doesn't "need" the blaster
wait falco and wolf aren't considered echoes
also notice that duck hunt is included as one of the stages
a walkoff stage where you can't see anything
and both umbra and final destination but no hazards so its the same thing
pika the last move ban gimps your jigglypuff probably
you aren't allowed to sing while over the stage
I never do that anyways
so thats fine
sing is broken in ultimate so you might want to start
I use sing just not typically on the edge
never get a chance to often
you sing while over a platform that your opponent is being forced to land on
its guaranteed
also sing at roll-in distance
I usually just back aerial a lot when I play
except when I am playing rusp
then I sing sleep him to death
backwards dair rest confirms
the rule bans sing while on the stage pika
that's fine, I can adapt
its only allowed to be used for RECOVERING
its the worst tournament ruleset ever umbreon
It's the cool kid's party
ah i found a loophole
no down b counters
peach time 😎
i'm surprised all female characters aren't banned because its for gentlemen
I'm surprised there is no rules against specific costumes
only 15 projectiles and smash attacks per game
what the fuck
You're allowed 15 projectiles, so bring some heavy rocks to use when you start to lose
Ban all girl characters cuz that's gay
And no pink skins
ban all characters who are not muscle covered men
who does that leave
ryu, falcon
ganondorf
Bowser
wario
Ike
kirby
Snake
kirby is a baby
incineroar
incineroar
kirby is a man
with lots of muscles
Kirby is a manly name
change my mind
daisy
Gay
I am unsure if Kirby right back at ya cannon is universe cannon
i think daisys is considered an echo?
joker
He threw a bug into the sun
meta knight is hispanic
that lore is 100% true and valid
I refuse to accept anything else
oh shiek whoops
and spamus
That's how he beat kid buu in death battle
little mac
I need to finish kirby right back at ya
Mii Brawler