To win
children-at-play
<:PokemonThink:593970343786577967> <:dab:525968335347646495> Practice running a third world country amidst a global pandemic.
Thursday, December 27, 2018
It's strategy rusp
you're fighting a bunch of bozos building a house
His brain can't comprehend as usual
I recommend you watch the infamous nether vechw UHC
i dont think you need strategy
vechs*
What do you get from the nether anyway
Potions.
Right
Nether fortress chests have a shit ton of diamonds
Vechs got stuck in the nether
and then came a 3-5 episode stalemate
because portals were trapped
Trapped how
Lava on other side, people on other side
pits and etc.
Nether portals link up
which makes it dangerous in a 1k by 1k world
Okay guys
They later banned trapped portals
but we're banning nothing
I’m going to spam pk fire and we’ll win
flint and steel I mean
uhuh
Flame charges if you're real
Dispensers
A use for my red stone?
Okay so
A bit hard to aim right, but you can snipe someone down range
they make their house
but we make a castle across from them
and put cannons on it
Then we set up dispensers across from then and fire flame charges
that too
stone house
We need to make a lava moat
Flawless plan
nice try losers
Drats
we need to claim 0,0
so our house lasts longer
Just use tnt
A purely stone house can’t look nice
>tnt
Oh yeah
thats where you're wrong
I can make my tnt cannon!
the border will close
Is there a Moon we can escape to in Minecraft yet?
quick gent we need to summon a wither on top of it
Of course!
A wither
wait how does the border work in the nether?
Gent you can stop it this time
It's the only way
You have the power
Don’t place the either
it still works spoiky
spooky*
Okay, so we need to get to the end
First we'll need a bunch of regen potions to survive the border
Just beat the game
As well as a horse to make it in time
If you see the end credits you win
Then you win
Perhaps
Oh guys
If you kill your enemies, they win
We need to get leather armor
And dye it light blue
We can scare them off
i do not understand your reference
It'll look like diamond
Diamond armor
i see
doesnt leather armor have brown stuff on it though
Okay, so we find a monster spawner and we move it under their house
It was a bit of a high IQ joke