children-at-play

literally just worst smash

New hands

ok, I can sort of toucch them on my left hand, but not at all on my right

you mean

smash with the only characters that matter

king ddd

aka king DaDDy

you have a lot of daddy figures max

I can’t envision not being able to touch those fingers

i only have two daddys

my father

One day MAx will find a daddy who doesn't want to molest her

Do you’re hands look abnormal then?

and my step father

as for mommys

i have about 50

I won’t molest you max

what

how does that

I’ll just have others do it for money

wdym umbreon

Max's family isn't the most stable

There's rosalina

They split 50 eggs into parts and combined them

uh

wii fit trainer

i want a full list of 50

But uh

by tommorow

who else does someone call mommy

otherwise you are banned

ok gime a second

ill have it in 10 mins

tomorrow what timezone

There's a Peach/Daisy Jr.

Do your hands look different then a normal hand spooky?

man i should've said that 24 minutes ago

then i could've buttfucked her real good

I’m interested

No, on the large side but not freakishly so

It's a bone thing, I got an x-ray a long time ago

We can estimate how big his hands are thusly, how much of your shaft do they fit

She'll make the list you know

she won't

I have disproportionately long and bony fingers compared to the rest of my body

Don't underestimate her tism

uh huh

I can't get both of them on my dick at once Pika

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exactly 50

Well, one hangs off if I do

wait

remove one

there you go

51

ban her

hmmmm

HMMMM

no i just got a new one

1 second ago

so not a lie

who was it

the dam level from ninja turtles

just now

yes

right...

well checks out

no banning today

Next time we play can we not use final smashes

Or whatever

^

One of them was secretly a man, Max never knew

like hell we are having no banning

50 real moms then

now write a 500 page essay on why each of those moms is special to you by tomorrow

or you will be banned

Also why does boney appear to help with the Star storm

no