Probably
children-at-play
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Thursday, December 27, 2018
I can't touch my toes
I can not do that
You can’t touch your toes?
I can palm the ground
I used to be able to put a leg behind my head
rusp try not to flex on everyone Kappa
One of my friends can put both legs behind his head
I can touch my hands behind my back
my doc always thinks I wont be able to touch my toes, but I'm super flexible
Can get 1 (sometimes both) legs behind my head
Are you trying to self suck then
I physically can not do that
It’s not even a flexibility thing
Well
Few people can
It’s a double joint thing
Double jointed
Now here's the really fucked up part
on my hands
I can't touch my thumb and pinky fingers
My fingers can’t go past straight out
what?
How
https://i.imgur.com/8eIIkN4.png
explain spooky
How is that possible
@Phijkchu_Pikachu
have you played this
the bones in my hands are wacky
well kinda
its a battle royale
I played the free version
I’ve dislocated my pinky and thumb of my left hand
I used to get in trouble in Boy Scouts because I couldn't do the proper salute
And I can still do that
That's a real game?
yes gent
Wait
that came with triple deluxe I think
Do you have like
literally just worst smash
New hands
ok, I can sort of toucch them on my left hand, but not at all on my right
you mean
smash with the only characters that matter
king ddd
aka king DaDDy
you have a lot of daddy figures max
I can’t envision not being able to touch those fingers
i only have two daddys
my father
One day MAx will find a daddy who doesn't want to molest her
Do you’re hands look abnormal then?
and my step father
as for mommys
i have about 50
I won’t molest you max
how does that
I’ll just have others do it for money
wdym umbreon
Max's family isn't the most stable
There's rosalina
They split 50 eggs into parts and combined them
wii fit trainer
i want a full list of 50
But uh
by tommorow
who else does someone call mommy
otherwise you are banned
ok gime a second
ill have it in 10 mins
tomorrow what timezone
There's a Peach/Daisy Jr.
Do your hands look different then a normal hand spooky?
man i should've said that 24 minutes ago
then i could've buttfucked her real good
I’m interested