why does my penis size come up in like every other convo
children-at-play
<:PokemonThink:593970343786577967> <:dab:525968335347646495> Practice running a third world country amidst a global pandemic.
Wednesday, December 26, 2018
need the calculations
He needs calipers
because its a good joke umbreon
i see
you are a lower limit
i think im the only one who uses it to be fair
the joke
not your dik
Umbreon, there's a good chance you might be free from that joke in a second though
I'm the second smallest/biggest in the relationship
mine and spookies come up because we know those sizes
The smallest always claims to be average size
please tell me the other mtf is the other small dick
I'm the thickest tho
sso th eman in the realtion ship
has a tiny dick
rip that dude
That's why he's fucking two trannies Max
tiny in comparison
obviously
Feelsbadman
Sunflora, you'd say yours is in the ballpark of average at least, right?
Sunflora, compare against your phone
I'd say low average yeah
compare to this
actualy mspaint scaling
google your phones length
ok, that's enough to go on
Sorry Umbreon, the jokes will continue
then shove your dick against your phone
and gestimate
alas, this is a curse that i have to bear
Too much work to get it hard rn
>not being hard 24/7
The one thing that does suck rn is my libido
>taking your functional testicles for granted
how could you Pika
>working
my fat ass has crushed those fuckers more than anything should be crushed at this point
Well Pika, at least Jim found us a cure if that does happen
Dr. Spooky will ready the silicon for you
Omegaoof
youe into some kinky stuff
are you interested in an airpump dick
its a dick with an airhose in it
so it can shoot air
Not really I doubt I'd get more out of it than the real thing
But just think of the condom balloon animals, and how easy they'd be to make now
>not whipping your dick out at childrens birthday parties to blow up balloons
I would pay to watch that pika
Wait, shit, I'm realizing you don't have to wear condoms (assuming you don't have AIDS)
being able to see discord at all times is weird
(if you have aids what the fuck)
ok guys, is there a way for me to go gay, so I no longer need condoms, but still get to fuck women?
I wonder if those actual balloon pumps would substitute for a dildo
oh shit
do any of you in this relationship have stds
Only fuck really old chicks spooky
or really young
or really young chicks
yeah
Also true
So much filth
So much disease
become a doctor
do in house tube tying
and just tube tie every girl
What is being discussed currently
So pretty much, my options are lolis, traps, or the elderly
go away rusp