minish cap was the first game i ever beat
children-at-play
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Tuesday, December 11, 2018
i think the first game i ever beat
was a jimmy neutron game
or a nemo game
i cant remember which
Just 3D Zelda
Majora > BotW > Twilight Princess > Ocarina > Wind Waker > Skyward Sword
BoTW is not a good Zelda game
fight me
Though I liked a lot of the other Zelda games too
BotW isn't a zelda game
I refuse to count it
It's close enough
The dungeons are non existant
theres no items
its not a zelda game
If it had any semblance of a story, it'd be better
i enjoy getting new items
i enjoy big dungeons
i dont enjoy finding 100 little shitty shrines
Stone tower was pretty epic
I miss dungeons for sure, but I'm not hung up on the item thing as much
It's novel to get new shit
i also didnt like climbing ubisoft towers
That's what I liked
i felt like i was playing a ubisoft game climbing the towers
i really hope the next loz game is soon
and is an actual game
Zelda as series really only has a few good items, in that they're fun and useful
Other than masks in Majora, which are the exception
its not that the items are good
There's the hookshot, and......uh
its that its like a metroidvania
Din's fire
The masks
I think it's cool, when you unlock shit in Zelda, that's what I miss
big goron sword
That void was kind of filled by exploration in BotW, just finding cool shit in the world
Dungeons and story sucked though
I never did that quest
big goron sword quest is cooll
for doing a super weird and out of the way quest
you get a sword stronger than the master sword
I'm trying to think on which zelda's I've actually played
Spirit tracks hopefully Rusp
shut up vinny
The best Zelda game
SPIRIT TRACKS
FUCK SPIRIT TRACKS
FUCK THAT PANFLUTE
TRAINS
Spirit Tracks >>> Phantom Hourglass
FUCK THAT GOD DAMN PASSPORT WITH THE STAMPS
I COULD NEVER FIND THEM A_
SHut up spooky
phantom hourglass is 1000x better
Phantom Hourglass had you fucking around on your stupid boat for way too long
i didnt mind that
spirit tracks i road a fucking train, blew into a retarded panflute, did this stupid fucking boring tower
ocean temple > tower
Actually, agreed
Spirit tracks had that stupid central tower you kept returning to
phantomo hourglass had the ocean temple
but i enjoyed the ocean temple
phantom hourglass was just waaay more fun for me
it felt bigger and more exciting
the island where i had to draw the map, the foggy sea area
I remember Spirit Tracks way more somehow
the boat fight
I remeber Phantom Hourglass 100x better
Even though I played Phantom Hourglass way more, I know
Spirit tracks leaves a bad taste in my mouth
(panflute)
Just think of it as a Deku penis
also
spirit tracks felt smaller
a lot smaller
Maybe that's why I liked it better
My autistic 100%ing brain felt satisfied without having to sail around for 1000 hours
there was less to do
a lot elss to do
YOU ALSO DIDNT HAVE A CHAD WEIRDO WITH YOU
I remember next to nothing about Phantom Hourglass, aside from the main story with Zelda and Tetra
Other than sailing around that goddamn map for hours trying to find the last few things