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Friday, August 3, 2018
Too much teasing just announce bravely third already plz Kappa
Sunday, August 5, 2018
Smash Direct on the 8th
7am PT
10 EST
>smash
not fe
smash is much sooner
fe is much better
Monday, August 6, 2018
But ff14 patch is coming out the day before that i'll be busy :(
Tuesday, August 7, 2018
guess I am not staying up super late tonight
i went to bed at the time this starts tomorrow
i bet its notinteresting
reveal no story mode and like 15 echos
reveal rex in smash
Reveals waluigi has been removed as an assist trophy so that fans can't complain he was kept as one Kappa
waluigi wasn't in any of the demo games
it could have been a misdirect
Imagine this direct is literally just 1 thing and it is waluigi
30 minutes of waluigi showcase
it is a documentary on the making of waluigi
He has nothing to put in his moveset
he is a ryu echo
then people will claim the internet did a great thing and memed him into chat
There's the tennis racket...that's it
strikers charged has a bunch
also captain falcon had less than that for the first smash
imagine if they do announce another mario character but it is not waluigi
Captain falcon is an actual character though
how much people will flip their shit
pink gold peach
peach gets 5 new echos announced
It might actually be worth it for nintendo to throw in waluigi
Just because of the meme
they threw in ridley for the meme
the internet will love them a lot
Ridley deserved that slot
waluigi was a meme, ridley unironically was a good choice
i do not want this purple fuck in the game as a character
It better be more substantial than the E3 treehouse, where it was just people playing Smash
I would hope so spooky
so clearly we are all waking up and doing a live group watch of this at 10 right Kappa
its just their patch notes
no i'll be staying up for it
i hope its just their patch notes from after e3
I agree with max
it is just 30 mins of sakurai jerking off
e3 was already just patch notes
no leg
rex > slme purple fuckboi
changes from e3 until now
These are the v2 Patch notes
make it 30 minutes explaining how bayonetta was nerfed
exactly
whos nerfed whos buffed
just patchnotes
no content
buff pichu
Bayonetta amiibo now comes with a hair onahole
"We realized Ridley's tail strike was OP, now it's shit"
"we realized ridley actually was too big for smash, we removed him"
wave dashing has been implemented
i honestly doubt its a new charcter
or anything of real substance
every mode requires 8 people to play
i doubt its story
why even have a direct if not
i'm expecting a couple echoes
it might be story
you are far to pestimistic
Go into detail on every Pokemon in the game
it has to be something
spooky they are doing that daily
directs just exist to hype the game sure
Are they really?