children-at-play

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2Bjt9nXgAQOE5w.jpg

Bowser should have learned rip

i mean

he never learned

because that was paper bowser

bowser is looking spicy

this feels like a repeat of paper mario 1000 year door

cta folks

going bed

g'night

SPLATOON COURSE

BATTLE MODE

ITS HAPPENING

wait shit

i think i listed the wrong paper mario game

it's super paper mario

that has the wedding with bowser and peach

english voice acting

well i'm going to bed too

fuck you guys! Kappa

go fuck yourself

man i'm not usually this agressive

but this avatar man

night

aw, she's not nude

fuck

ruined

zelda's voice sucks

japanese dub necessary

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2BuZtEVIAAtJl4.jpg:large

So

Nintendo

Zelda is great.

But FFS

HAVE LIKE 5 LAUNCH TITLES

AND ONLY 32 GB OF STORAGE

WHHYYYY

wait

they revealed specs?

yeah, website

cartridges

Only 32 gb for downloads

is there a micro sd slot?

Carts can make up for it

And there is microSD

But most consumers won't buy it :/

thats another 128 if you want it

Also the payed online multiplayer

Nintendo isn't making it good enough for standard price for that stuff

have you ever tried the non-paid

it sucks

If it's 5 usd/m or something then it's good

But they don't have the incentives

For full price

Like only 1 (S)NES game per month

Compared to a bunch of modern games on the other systems online platforms

When you pay for it

That you get to play for free with it

The online needs to be cheap otherwise they dropped the ball there

The built in storage is bad for the price

But carts make up for that I guess

fitting more storage in probabnly would have increased the size and the price by at least $50

So that's only half of a ball dropped

there's only so much you can do with a tiny thing like that

True

But my iPod has more storage than that

nintendo.com is down

rip

your ipod doesn't play 1080p 60fps video games

Also true

and probably cost twice as much

So... positives: the launch titles looks amazing. Especially Zelda. But that doesn't make up for the lack of 3rd party launch titles nor the bad selection of games from the online service nor the storage space, which hopefully won't be an issue if the carts are basically microSD cards.

THEY ONLY HAD AN HOUR

Hopefully they show more launch titles soon obviously