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lmfao

lol

That is him at 300 pounds

Fucking rebrandings

Dressed as the joker

is that why my ldr fell apart

by that i mean i forgot my skype password and didnt talk to her for like 5 years

Rusp, was that your minecraft gf

yes

Yeah okay

that is a solid way to break up

tbh

I read a story where a guy pierced his foreskin

it was funny

Almost as if he didn't care

i went back on skype and she had been messaging me for like

well

And fucked a girl and she was so tight that the piercing caught and ripped it clean off

at least 4 times a year

good job rusp

you broke a girls heart

very true

now she can't murder you in your sleep

after inseminating herself with your cum

Did you respond rusp?

of course

What did you say

What did she say

i said oh lol forgot my skype password

lmao

smooth as fuck

Chad move

was she down to have sex after that

What did she say

honestly i think she was

amazing

she just kept saying how much she missed me

Poggers

Go fuck her right now

and in my head

im thinking

see

"this was 5 years ago when we were 12"

"you are missing a 12 year old version of me"

She's fucked

this is why pre-puberty dating

is dumb

Something's wrong with her life

but spooky it would be post puberty now

yeah spooky at least one has to be an adult for you right