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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Thursday, May 21, 2020
we were both 12 though so we couldnt exactly get our parents to drive us to meet up
All relationships work if you dress like this
so it was long distance
That is the second time I have seen the username netnobody
ldr's work, if neither person really cares about being in a relationship
the only thing long distance there was the length of her penis
Sky does Minecraft
sky does minecraft
Friday, May 22, 2020
Was this the minecraft one
lmfao
That is him at 300 pounds
Fucking rebrandings
Dressed as the joker
is that why my ldr fell apart
by that i mean i forgot my skype password and didnt talk to her for like 5 years
Rusp, was that your minecraft gf
yes
Yeah okay
that is a solid way to break up
I read a story where a guy pierced his foreskin
it was funny
Almost as if he didn't care
i went back on skype and she had been messaging me for like
well
And fucked a girl and she was so tight that the piercing caught and ripped it clean off
at least 4 times a year
good job rusp
you broke a girls heart
very true
now she can't murder you in your sleep
after inseminating herself with your cum
Did you respond rusp?
of course
What did you say
What did she say
i said oh lol forgot my skype password
smooth as fuck
Chad move
was she down to have sex after that
What did she say
honestly i think she was
amazing
she just kept saying how much she missed me
Poggers
Go fuck her right now
and in my head
im thinking
"this was 5 years ago when we were 12"
"you are missing a 12 year old version of me"
She's fucked
this is why pre-puberty dating
is dumb
Something's wrong with her life
but spooky it would be post puberty now
yeah spooky at least one has to be an adult for you right
Say the n word to her right now
woah
no
shes nice
Make sure she loves the real you
The current you
Invite her to the server
no
so gent can call her a nigger
there are multiple reasons I will not do that
No, I'd call her something worse
A female
literally a hole
The real you isn't the edgy, post-ironically racist you, Rusp. There is no "real" you, so It's time to start LARPing as the Rusp that gets to fuck his weird, clingy Minecraft girlfriend.
turnip when is your next runescape video
Oh god going back to a previous topic and ignoring turnip