just from the middle
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Sunday, October 13, 2019
Okay max
How many cups of chicken
Also btw you need to eat vegetables
idk
Well
Cups was probably too big
How many bites of chicken did you take
There you go
You should remember that
For sure
how many licks did it take you to get to the center of the chicken
There we go
How many calories did you consume?
To the hundreth
Would you consider eating some broccoli alongside it next time
Or a salad
Because broccoli is ass
Broccoli is great
Just steam it and top it with butter and cheese
Asparagus is the only palatable green
Or you can do it fancier ways
Don’t put cheese on it
If you do salad, don't use store-bought dressings
You’ll get botulism
Try eating some salmon/sardines/mackerel
Heart healthy fats
Okay you don’t have to do that
Double down
eat only mcdonalds
Rusp, I'll strangle you
either your heart gives out or it gets stronger
It’s reverse psychology
Also the odds of max liking sardines is 0
I like em
You can mash them up with some mustard
Yes but do your meals consist of pepperoni or a toddlers portion of nuggets
I'd advise against mayo if you're using the generic store-brand shit
I’m sure max is taking all this to heart
Is that right Max
just eat normal food
Max is sitting there dead
And we’re giving her advice on how to live
What a great tribute
the nigga at the bottom really ties the whole thing together
Do we have to make one of these for max
But we make her as a dog
Thank you, I took great care in including it
!!!