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I think the thing that sells that video for me is when he uses his teeth

to open it

http://TheBestSauces.com

https://dqzrr9k4bjpzk.cloudfront.net/images/882238/445802687.jpg

sauce is any liquid based condiment right

or semisolid

i guess

yeah

That is what I was classifying it as

want to try blue teriyaki sauce?

i think

im good

is it actually colored blue?

mmmm blue paste

i mean oddly colored sauces

will make my burger taste better

always gota bring up purple ketchup

huh

ah yes

squirt on my food

>ez squirt

dunno if this image of it is real

god that looks so disgusting

oh i do remember seeing that a long time ago

i know its just ketchup

i can see this only ever being useful at like an alien convention

i think id gag trying to eat it though

kids birthday?

i somehow feel like kids would be horrified

this isnt wrong

then again i guess ketchup being red can be horrifying in its own right

that makes sense based on what ketchup is supposed to be though

sure but would a kid know that?

purple ketchup makes me think it is like, eggplant sauce

or some shit

lmao

how does this

https://www.mrswages.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Green-Tomatoes-1024x680.jpg

become this

https://www.ellsworthamerican.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/4/2018/08/pass-the-ketchup-ThinkstockPhotos-502914896.jpg

when you kill them, they bleed

spooky

obviously

Max is probably the only other person here, who actually has green tomatoes around her

well spooky

I can explain the doppler effect to you

if you would like