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see max i'm actually a retard and when i get sauce i usually get too much by accident

but then i balance it by getting even more food

lol

I think the thing that sells that video for me is when he uses his teeth

to open it

http://TheBestSauces.com

https://dqzrr9k4bjpzk.cloudfront.net/images/882238/445802687.jpg

sauce is any liquid based condiment right

or semisolid

i guess

yeah

That is what I was classifying it as

want to try blue teriyaki sauce?

i think

im good

is it actually colored blue?

mmmm blue paste

i mean oddly colored sauces

will make my burger taste better

always gota bring up purple ketchup

huh

ah yes

squirt on my food

>ez squirt

dunno if this image of it is real

god that looks so disgusting

oh i do remember seeing that a long time ago

i know its just ketchup

i can see this only ever being useful at like an alien convention

i think id gag trying to eat it though

kids birthday?

i somehow feel like kids would be horrified

this isnt wrong

then again i guess ketchup being red can be horrifying in its own right

that makes sense based on what ketchup is supposed to be though

sure but would a kid know that?

purple ketchup makes me think it is like, eggplant sauce

lmao

how does this

https://www.mrswages.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Green-Tomatoes-1024x680.jpg

become this

https://www.ellsworthamerican.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/4/2018/08/pass-the-ketchup-ThinkstockPhotos-502914896.jpg

when you kill them, they bleed

spooky

obviously

Max is probably the only other person here, who actually has green tomatoes around her

well spooky

I can explain the doppler effect to you

if you would like

i do indeed have some downstairs

aren't those just unripe tomatoes? or is that an actual thing

both

^

damn

I always forget, that it's a Virginia/Carolina thing

So you, me, and Reggie

i wonder

has putting chocolate sprinkles on bread spread to other countries yet?

or is that still a mostly dutch thing

We don't have good bakeries like Europe/Japan does

so no

oof

fair enough

we have bakeries but I have never seen that

I am sure it exists somewhere here though

wtf is that?

this is standard breakfast

lmao

literally chocolate on a slice of bread

with butter to keep it sticking on there

toast the bread and melt the chocolate alittle, then we will talk

still bad

that sometimes happens xbrox

or the bread is just out of the oven and the sprinkles smelt on their own

I was imagining something like this, but all jimmies