better get your hazmat suit and stock up on food max
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
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Sunday, February 23, 2020
jesus christ
your teacher sounds like shes going to kill herself
the
"i'm so sorry"
at the end
She might just be Canadian
she wants you to discuss her illness too
She is sorry because it is corona
you're fucked max
gotta meet up with spooky so he can go on his dream suicide run to canada
By corona he means that the teacher is off drinking corona instead of teaching
Spooky still needs to suicide into me though
Reggie and I are going to be sucking corona cock starting tomorow
If I think I get it, I'll drive North
I'll dox xbrox for you once you give me the gift
Kappa
and then if you want to wipe out all the canadian phijkchu, redditmod is a newfie iirc
I can't go too crazy
I need to be healthy enough to board that plane back to DC
so I can infect on of the largest tourist hubs in the US
True I guess you can give me corona and I can fuck xbrox and redditmod
fair enough
well this is how i die, trying to open a bottle with my hand and failing, i cant feel it anymore
xbrox can't open her bottle of corona
its over for her
Hold it with a rag
ive been using my shirt
nope
Have you tried just consuming the entire bottle
stomach acid can work wonders
Have you tried bringing it outside in the -60 temperature so it shrinks slightly, then heating it rapidly so it expands and explodes
that'll get it out
She's snowed in Pika
Open the window and put it in the snowwall then
for all we know this is her ice pick, in a bottle, without which she can't get outside
xbrox is fucked
good to know her
We'll revive her after we do the Wolly Mamoths
We can each have our own personal xBrox to play with
maganed to open it, and it fizzed everywhere
fuck this
MAGA PogChamp
RIP xBrox's ice pick
and this is why twitter's censorship proposal is retarded
he didnt say he would do it he said the national guard would do it
Hitler never killed any jews
