banned-users

"i'm so sorry"

at the end

She might just be Canadian

she wants you to discuss her illness too

She is sorry because it is corona

you're fucked max

gotta meet up with spooky so he can go on his dream suicide run to canada

By corona he means that the teacher is off drinking corona instead of teaching

^^

Spooky still needs to suicide into me though

Reggie and I are going to be sucking corona cock starting tomorow

If I think I get it, I'll drive North

I'll dox xbrox for you once you give me the gift

and then if you want to wipe out all the canadian phijkchu, redditmod is a newfie iirc

I can't go too crazy

I need to be healthy enough to board that plane back to DC

so I can infect on of the largest tourist hubs in the US

True I guess you can give me corona and I can fuck xbrox and redditmod

fair enough

well this is how i die, trying to open a bottle with my hand and failing, i cant feel it anymore

xbrox can't open her bottle of corona

its over for her

Hold it with a rag

ive been using my shirt

nope

Have you tried just consuming the entire bottle

stomach acid can work wonders

Have you tried bringing it outside in the -60 temperature so it shrinks slightly, then heating it rapidly so it expands and explodes

that'll get it out

She's snowed in Pika

Open the window and put it in the snowwall then

for all we know this is her ice pick, in a bottle, without which she can't get outside

xbrox is fucked

good to know her

rip

We'll revive her after we do the Wolly Mamoths

We can each have our own personal xBrox to play with

maganed to open it, and it fizzed everywhere

fuck this

RIP xBrox's ice pick

and this is why twitter's censorship proposal is retarded

he didnt say he would do it he said the national guard would do it

Hitler never killed any jews

the fact that Virginians are ok with him saying this is unsettling to say the least

i don't think they are

some*not all

i know the majority arent but i know a few who could be fine with it

and this is the exact reason why we should have guns in the first place

What are we even doing and when, I'm more free in the evening since Im having some pipes repaired tomorrow whenever they decide to show up

I'll be free anytime after 1 I think

I kind of figured you had classes or something until the evening anyhow

Its unfortunate that this ended up on thr same day, we booked it like a month ago and it just happened to be tomorrow

Who's to say I'm not the pipe repair man

you'll fix reggies pipes all right

I suppose you could be, that's pretty good service to commute that far

gastroenterologist Spooky

we finally found out what spookys masters degree was in

plumbing

I gotta try to not ruin your image of me, kinda like if xbrox didnt show up riding a polar bear

I'm not sure you know what my image of you is

cute boy in a dress

gay dude

also with a 5.6 inch dick

fucker

See i cant ruin it

Reggie was a girl all along

I feel like thatd just help my case here

So for my city apparently the water shutoff box is the responsibility of the homeowner to fix, but like, if its broken and i dont pay the bill they cant do anything about it...this feels like a flawed system

They'd probably take legal action at some point

Probably

It's the same with electricity in Virginia

You can refuse to let the electric company service transformers on your property

Also Reggie

Yea

There's no snow, I feel cheated

You brought the heat here, its been cold and terrible for like a week