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Wednesday, July 1, 2020
even her POV looking normal is inconsistent with the books
everything should be heavily tinted blue
God that dragon is so ugly
this is a dragon fucker
this is my dad
wasn't there some faction in the books
who eats dragons?
wouldn't that have been other dragons?
There's only like 5 left
are these just lotr orcs?
yes
Well, not exactly
they are not accurate to the books in any way
>scout with the thing they are looking for
found the dragon
In the first book they're the mindless throwaway bad guys to mow down
>immediatly spotted
what was that camera angle
looking up at the horses ass
the urgals are good guys by the end of the series btw
Because the moral is diversity is your strength
he has mastered
the gay sex
but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you
he fights like Kirito
remember when eragon breaks his arm and has to fight left handed for months?
i doubt that happens in this movie
b/c it's not happening in this movie
Bazinga
BAZINGA
brisinger
now he's having an eldunari vision of the past
this whole sequence is dumb
doesn't make sense in real lore
oh its the perfect fortress port city
sure do love those massive tiered walls
great for shooting arrows at pirate boats
was that a talking cat I just saw
Gets told not to talk to anyone, immediately talks to the most shady person
the dragon dies soon
the girl is the dragon
that nose ring is ugly
Black
didn't even get to the important prophesies
Did they just play that back 3 times
BAZINGA
